Chicken : Once I stuck a piece of chicken u p my nose. I couldn’t breathe. The doctor had to pull it out. They had a big tool. They were going to use but lucky I didn’t need it. Because I sneezed and that made it go flying in the air. And my Mom caught it.
Tent: When I was a baby in my cradle I had a tent. In that tent I slept and had a sleep overwith my sister. She filled up the bed space. She made me get mad. When I cried she told me to be quiet.
Man: I am man. I eat.
END

Characters: dancer, bee, mother
Setting: backyard

Dancer: I am a super dancer.
Bee: sure you are prove it!
Dancer: WHAT!
Dancer: nobody is a better dancer than me I am the best dancer.
Bee: If I sting you, you won’t be the best.
Dancer: you won’t dare.
Bee: watch me (zzzzz) sting.
Dancer: AAAhh!!!
Mother: what’s going on up there!
Dancer: A bee sting me on my arm!
Mother: WHAT!
Bee: That’s right. I stinged your daughter so now for she won’t be the best.
Mother: My daughter was the best.
Mother: We aren’t rich anymore.
Mother: We are going to kill you!
Bee: AAAhh! I got to get out of here.
Mother: (splash) I killed it! I kill it!

Setting: In the Mall
Characters: Kyra and Fashion Police

KYRA: Man look at these clothes. Who are they made by. There made by Gucci.

FASHION POLICE: No, no, no. Put them pants down. You shouldn’t wear that.

KYRA: Why not?

FASHION POLICE: Because you’re not suppose to wear that with that Gucci shirt because leather and Gucci don’t go together.

KYRA: Well, what should I wear with the shirt?

FASHION POLICE: Let me think. You can wear corduroy pants or jeans. My work here is done!

Characters: Old Lady trying to buy shoe
A man try to help the old lady

Sally: can you help me buy some shoe I’m a size 13 in men (squeaky voice)
John: yes I will help you (deep voice)
Sally: are you ok
John: I think you’re pretty
John: Wait…my heart
Sally: it is just a simple heart attack
John: (falls to the ground) Good bye your shoes are ½ off.

Sally: we are not meant for each other
John: no way
Sally: because I like to knit
John: and you throw a fit
Sally: no way
Sally: I think that you should go away
John: no way
Both: but I will get shoes for free everyday

Characters: Hello Kitty and Tinker Bell
Setting: At a Party

TB: Hey! Hello Kitty let’s go to the party that I heard of at that fancy hotel.

HK: Let’s go in my closet to see what we are going to wear.

(techno music comes on hello kitty repeats MEOW and tinkerbell does a crazy “huh!” while waving her wand)

TB: Ok, do you have any dresses?

HK: I have lots of dresses with lots of colors.

TB: The party starts at 3:00 pm.

HK: Ok, well we have to hurry up.

TB: How about I wear a light green dress.

HK: How about I wear a pink dress.

TB: The party starts in 3 minutes!

HK: Ok, let’s go!

TB: Let’s get in the car.

HK: We are at the hotel!

TB: It is big. . .

HK: Let’s hurry up and go in there to the party.

TB: Ok it is on the 10th floor.

HK: If the party is over when we get there let’s go to the banquet hall and have a dinner.

TB: Let’s get in the elevator before the party is over.

HK: The party is over.

TB: Let’s go to the banquet hall and eat!

HK: Let’s go in get to eating!

The end.