Holidays

Holiday themed stories.

The Hot Fudge and the Elf

Once there was a chocolate river at the North Pole and it was filled with marshmallows, sugar and hot fudge to go in. One day one of Santa’s elves was looking for something hot to cool him off. So he saw the river of chocolate and then he got a cup and got some of the chocolate then he drunk some and it was hot he said “My Mouth is burning.”

Categories: Holidays, Winter Holiday, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 04-05
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The Old Woman That Didn’t Have Friends

Once upon a time there was an old lady that lived in a boat house. Her names was Ashley. On Halloween she always scared the people. She scared them because she was old and everybody thought she was a witch. And every night she knocked on people’s door because she didn’t have friends. The people thought she was mean and told her to get out of their property! Then in Halloween a boy came to her house and she turned him into a frog. So the boy’s sister came to look for him in the old lady’s boat house. But then Ashley turned the sister into a frog because she loved frogs! Finally another old lady named Cindy came to ask Ashley to be her friend because she didn’t have any friends either. So they became friends and Ashley turned the frogs back into children. The children also became friends with Ashley.

Categories: Holidays, Halloween, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 06-07
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The Santa Story

Santa slid down the chimney but he got stuck. I said who is that? I brought a bat. he said it's Santa. I said, you're lieing. Santa has reindeers. Good point, he said. Come look on the roof. Okay, I said. This better not be a trick and you better not eat my cookies for santa and if you do your entering a world of pain. The end.

Categories: Holidays, Winter Holiday, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06
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The Seven Penguins’ Adventure

Once upon a time, there were seven penguins. They lived in an abandoned building in a refrigerator. They lived on a different planet. They were very hungry and they didn’t know how to get to the North Pole to get food. They planned to hitchhike on an airplane to get to the North Pole. They put on hats and faces and coats and stacked on top of each other to look like humans. They didn’t have Plutonian passports to get to Earth, so they couldn’t get on the plane. So they jumped into suitcases. They got to the North Pole, and Santa gave them food.

Categories: Holidays, Winter Holiday, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 02-03, TWG 03-04, TWG 04-05, TWG 06-07, TWG 07-08
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The Time I Ate a Christmas Ball

When I was little it was Christmas I was 5 years old a glass Christmas ball fall from the tree. Then I ate it and I was screaming a lot. My mom and dad and brothers took me to the hospital they did x-rays and they found it then they were waiting, then they said to my mom take him to the bathroom. Because I needed to use it because they said they were going to operate me but I said I have to use the bathroom and it came out and I was crying because I had a lot of cut on my behind and my mouth. The End.

Categories: True Stories, Songs, Holidays, Winter Holiday, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 03-04, TWG 04-05, TWG 05-06, TWG 06-07, TWG 07-08
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