That's Weird, Grandma

Stories that have appeared in "That's Weird, Grandma."

A Bad Day

Once upon a time there was 2 men and a lady. The lady liked both of the men so she decided to be a cheerleader. After one of the men figures out and they decide to fight to see who wins. When the cheerleader saw that they where fighting she went to see them and one of the mans called Juan died. So she decides not to do that again.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 08-09
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A Chess Learner

When I first started chess I couldn’t even beat my Mother. Then I started chess club. Every year I got better. Soon I didn’t need to think all that hard and I rarely lost. I’m still taking chess club. Recently I have won a first place trophy. Now I am pretty good at chess. I can play billets chess (chess with 5 minutes on the clock) with no problem. In a book I read it said that Bobby Fisher was mostly famous because he competed with the Russians and won. My favorite two openings are the Stone Wall and an opening of my own making (pawn e-3 bishop c4 then knight f3). Now I am really interested in chess. I have lots of chess variations and travel chess boards that I take on vacations. I play chess a lot. Now I am awesome at chess.

Categories: True Stories, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 07-08
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A Day at the Beach

One day a dad and her daughter were at the beach because it was a very hot day. Then the girl was walking on the sand and something poked her foot. When she looked down it was a sword. Then she showed it to her dad her dad was amazed that she had found a sword. Then he told his daughter that he could put the sword in his mouth all the way in. His daughter was so amazed. Then they went home to see the girls mom and showed the sword to her she liked it too. The family kept the sword in a special place. Where no one could get it.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 07-08, Celebration of Authors, COA 2007
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A Girl Who Loves to Dream

Once upon a time there was a girl name Monique Lee who live on a farm with lots of animals like cows, sheep, and horses. And one day she decided to take a nap and she dream about lots of good things like trees and butterflies and while she was taking her nap all kind of things happen like the plants begin to die and stuff. So when she finally woke up she was on a deserted Island with all kinds of creatures and bad things and bad stuff was happening like she begin to get smaller and stuff like that and she finally woke up and found out it was all a dream.
The End

Categories: Songs, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06
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A Horrible Couple

Once there were two bad couples. One day they went to the beach together. Then a men started to take pictures. Then the monster hitted the camera men far away. They lived horriblie ever after.
Then after they got married even though nobody came to there wedding. Everybody hated them. They was the worst neighbors ever. One day the whole town was so angry that they runned them out of town. So they moved to Montana and everyone hated them too.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06
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