TOTL 2005
Stories that appeared in the 2005 Theater On The Lake show.

Once upon a time there was a room full of food and men, but no women. Women always wanted to get in that room, but women were not allowed! One day women started throwing rotten eggs at the room because they were so angry that they started breaking in to the room, gobbling the food, and beating up the men. It was a women rampage. Then after all that they rebuilt the room and women were finally allowed to go in.

It's a white lady
Wearing a pink dress
In a dark room, in the dark
Waiting for God to talk
She's looking out a window
At New York City
So God can talk to her
She's get up
So she's just sitting and sitting
Waiting for God.




