TOTL 2005

Stories that appeared in the 2005 Theater On The Lake show.

Funny Bunny

Ones upon a time it was a big funny bunny who lived in a tree but he did not have a house that have a roof on top just like all the house but he had a house with leaves on it. That funny bunny did not know what to do he just clap his hands ten times 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 He stop then he said I am the
smart funny bunny in the house but he was talking to his self. Then the snake came and said, you is not the smart funny bunny in this house I am the smart snake in the house. So the snake clap hiss hands ten times 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 So the funny bunny said, you so silly How come you the funny snake in your family said the funny bunny. The funny bunny and snake friends came and it was bo-bo, frog, fish-fish, bird, dog, cat and thetwo silly willy's. And all the animals had a great time but the the two silly willy's just said something, I am smart funny bunny, then all the animals start again 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 They all said, Silly Willy.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 01-02, TWG 02-03, TWG 04-05, TWG 06-07, TWG 5-Year Anniversary Show, Other Venues, TOTL 2005
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Stupid

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Ones a day a kid said to me your stupid so I wondered if I really was stupid so then my friend told me that I’m not stupid so he came with me to tell me again that I was stupid so then a bigger kid said him a bad word so I told that kid to stupid and he hit me in my ear and I was bleeding so the kid that called me stupid said thanks for standing up for me so he became my friend and I still have the mark from were he hit me and the tall tall kid had detention for a week and their parent took with me and I told them what happened so his mom told me that he was going to get grounded.

Categories: True Stories, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06, Other Venues, TOTL 2005, Wilmette 2007
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The Boat War

One day it was a great day, but until it was a war that start. But a lot of things happen to these people. Some people died some people stayed alive. It was a lot of booming sounds from the way I hear. I was in the boat it was warring. And I was scared and I woke up. I woke up and the war was done. I went upstairs in the outside of the boat. It was a lot dead people around. Some was alive and I was the doctor so I had to take off all those people. I didn’t know what to do but take all the bullets out of them. They came back alive but they was hurt really bad. They was in a lot of pain. It was not good for me and the guys. We won the match and now I was happy that we didn’t have to war anymore. But it was another war. It kept on going. Then we fight and fight until we won. But lost we almost lost, we did win. I went on the boat and I saw the doctor. But the doctor was scared. He was a doctor and he gave up.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 04-05, Other Venues, TOTL 2005, Wilmette 2007
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The Dog Was Dead

Track #19 on "Monkeys Come Alive"

the dog was dead. He Hit His Head and He come Back to life. He was nice this time to the cat that had hated him the cat was just so mad Because the dog was dead and now he's alive and the cat touch the dog and the dog said Wolf Wolf Wolf. and the dog said mmmm and it was so sad the dog was back alive. The dog was dead. He Hit His Head? He Came Back to life He Was So Nice.

Categories: Songs, Monkeys Come Alive, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 03-04, TWG 04-05, TWG 05-06, TWG 5-Year Anniversary Show, Other Venues, TOTL 2005, TOTL 2006, Wilmette 2007
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The Tiny Door at the Back of My Closet

I had never noticed the tiny door in the back of my closet before. I opened and saw a friendly monster that was scared of me. Then in a few more weeks and he knew me well and we started to play in my room. Then my mom came in and the monster had to hide. Then my mom said that I had to clean my room then my mom closed the door. After that the monster came out and help me clean my room and we finished the room quickly then we played some more and then the monster fainted. Then he got up in an hour. Then he died.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06, TWG 06-07, TWG 5-Year Anniversary Show, Other Venues, TOTL 2005
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