TOTL 2006

Stories that appeared in the 2006 Theater On The Lake show.

In The Middle

Being in the middle is hard
I hate getting beat up by my big brother
And annoyed by my little brother
And always messed with
Sometimes my little brother
Messes up my room
Sometimes
My big brother tears up my posters
So I have to go to the store and buy another one.
I don’t like being in the middle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When my mom goes out
My little and big brothers toture me.
Middle
Middle
Middle
Middle
Middle
Middle
Middle
Middle
I don’t like being in the middle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Categories: True Stories, Poems, Songs, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06, TWG 06-07, Other Venues, TOTL 2006
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Kung-Fu Guys

Once upon a time there were 6 guys names Jake, Luke, Nick, Jack, Geoff and BJ. They were all at football camp dancing in the shower. The 2 girls Tina and Jasmine was recording them dancing and put it on everyone website in camp the guys were mad and the 2 girls got in trouble and they got kick out of camp and got sent home from camp. And the guys never ever danced in the bathroom to kung fu music again.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06, TWG 06-07, Other Venues, TOTL 2006
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My Childhood

Me Me Me Me
I am an only child
It is hard to be alone
But I get through it
I like to play by myself, sometimes,
But the best thing about it is that
I can have my own room
And it is kinda fun.

Categories: True Stories, Poems, Songs, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 06-07, Other Venues, TOTL 2006
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Star Wars 3

[Note: this story was written months before the real "Star Wars 3" was released in theaters.]

LuK: It’s snowy today master.
Jar: Don’t worry. If you are patient it will be gone soon.
LuK: We are staying in de castle 3 more days.
Jar: We need food and supplies.
LuK: Then we are going to outer space.
Jar: Then we are getting to meet Turkey.
LuK: And then we are going to turkey city.
Jar: Then we are going to the sea to relax, take all the human souls to give it to another baby when the baby is gunna come. Now that the soul is gone, we’re going to give you tips about Jedis
To be continued
Jar: Now let’s practice
(They do. With sticks)
Jar: Let me give you tips. There’s a lot of Jedi moves. There’s difficult ones. But you are going to discover them alone
To be continued
Jar: Let’s practice in the ballogram. There we will get our sticks.
LuK: Let’s go first to metro city. Let’s get our octopus bus.
Jar: We have trouble. A giant octopus dragon is attacking us. Let’s go into a cave, we will be safe.
LuK: Oh no, the power is out. Let’s get our suits to swim.
They swim to metro city. To be continued.
To make war.

LuK: We win the war! Let’s celebrate!
Princess: I’m the princess. Now for helping us win the war you win the precious ball of justice.

The End

Categories: Dialogues, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06, Other Venues, TOTL 2006, Wilmette 2007
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The Cow That’s a Statue

Track #10 on "Monkeys Come Alive"

One a pan a time 1 big family live in China they need to look out on the cows and bulls. One day they were countin them and one cow was missing they will lost there job if they don’t find the cow. One day the little girl find the cow but the cow was like a statue. The yougs girl have an idea the take a bath and the plan work. The plan was to make a bath tub for the cow and they take a bath too.

Categories: Songs, Monkeys Come Alive, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 04-05, TWG 07-08, Other Venues, TOTL 2006
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