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Stories that appeared in the 2001-2002 season of "That's Weird, Grandma."

The Snowman from Pluto was very friendly to his friends. His friends were Larry the acrobatic snowman, and Joshua the dancing snowman. They all performed an act. They all lived in Pluto. They liked Pluto. Pluto was nice and cold for them. The people paid them 25 cents for every show they do. They made an act so they could get the golden razor scooter. They wanted that more than anything in the galaxy. They had finally got what they wanted the golden razor scooter, each of them got one. But one day a bully took their beautiful scooters. But they didn’t know who took them. Until they saw the bully and his friends riding with their scooters. They couldn’t get the scooters back from the bullies so they tricked the bullies. They made a scooter that wasn’t a real scooter just a replica. So the bully has seen the scooter so he gave them back and played with the replica so the snowmen were happy. And they still kept doing new acts and got more money.

One day here was a wrestler named Stone Cold he checked his mail box and found his savings and he said what the my savings then the telephone rang and Stone Cold picked it up and it was Goldberg and he said are you ready for the Saturday match while Goldberg was talking Stone Cold hung the phone up Stone Cold was looking at his savings he said these deals seem outstanding to me and I've been frozen in time for 40 years!!!!!!!
To be continued.....

One time there was an evil conductor bent on world destruction. He started the organization the EBTC. It stands for Evil Black Tie Conductors. He went around the world gathering followers. In Japan he found one named Jung Song he’s been kicked out of the opera house because he made the band rehearse so hard it killed the kodu drummers. As soon as he was pleased with the numbers of his crew he went back to Evil Tree Field. There waiting for him was the HACK standing for Happy Angles Choristers Kicking. The evil conductor realized he was outnumbered. There was only one way to settle this, a musical duel. The EBTC drew their batons and the HACK warmed up there voices. As soon as the sun rose it began. The EBTC formed several lines and held the batons like daggers. As they charged the HACK formed a Harmonizing shield deflecting and killing most. Then they attacked with singing sharps and flats. It pierced the air like a thousand arrows. Most of the EBTC were vanquished except there leader the evil conductor and Jung Song. They killed Song with a sharp and the evil conductor with a flat. They got him right behind this tree. Sometimes on cold days when the birds sing flats you can still see him.

The Knowheres were lived in the middle of knowhere. The Knowhere were a family of 15 teen 5 daughters, 5 sons, 3 grandparents plus the parents. The children were very bad. They screamed and hollard and threw things at each other but then were smart and obediant Elawiese was the first daughter but she always hopes and dreams. So the other kids always laugh at her but did not care. So she decided to go to America and no to surprise she was asked where she live and she said no where. So they bought her a house so she lived happily in America.
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Once upon a time a diamond named Cindy, was sitting in her case thinking of a way to get out and go on her own tour. Soon she has an idea. She takes one of her high top shoes off and threw it at the glass case and it worked! Cindy broke a hole just big enough to fit through. Cindy is sixteen so she is pretty old. On her way to the fossil aisle Cindy met a ruby, his name is David. David was very nice to Cindy. David was on his own tour of the museum too. The walked till the day was over. Just then Cindy says, "Let's go to the haunted castle near by here". "Sure" says David. As they enter the castle a devil greets them the devil leads them into a dark room with only one dim green light. "Are you hungry for a midnight snack?" "We are starved", they answer. "Would you like worm pie, cockroach cupcakes, or eyeball ice-cream?" "We will take an um, um, um, we will take a eyeball ice-cream sundae please>" "Comin' right up." Cindy tried to take the eyeballs off but the eyeballs just appeared again. So David decided to try just one. Then Cindy tried one and that is the end.......OF CINDY AND DAVID.




