Once upon a time blablabla look let me get to the point. Once a long time ago in the projects lived a boy named Homeo. He was born in a tub. When he meet Julilet aka Rulilet (because she was always in charge) he was twenty years old with a big affour. It was year 2002. Julilet lived in the suburbs with her dad. One day at a club they meet. They were in love. But her father Prince Anthony would not let her. So one night they tried to get away but someone who worked for Prince Anthony, his name was Knight Kevin. He gave cherry Kool-Aid which she is allergic to, cherries. So she laid down on the table and she was asleep. And in walked in Homeo and said oh well. The end!!!

Once upon a time there were two boys named Patrick and Sponge Bob. They were walking in a walking park. They saw a museum that said “Free.” They looked up into the sky and saw a flying pink bear with steel wings. They said, “Hey Pinky, get down from here!” Then Pinky flies down and says, “Hi. Have you ever heard of opposite day?” Patrick said, “yeah.” Then Pinky tells them all about opposite day. “When is opposite day?” “Opposite day is February 6th.” And they all went to Pinky’s cave.

[Sadly, portions of this story have been lost. Brackets indicate where we have reconstructed the story from memory.]

There is a man that killed a pig. And slicing the pig and taking the meat and his guts out. He is going to serve it to the people. [He puts it] with fish and bread and beans [and the people will eat it].
Part Two
The pig has returned to earth. And he is getting his guts and his meat back. And he kill the man that kill him and kill the people that eat his guts. And he takes his guts and his meat back.

Once upon a time, there were seven penguins. They lived in an abandoned building in a refrigerator. They lived on a different planet. They were very hungry and they didn’t know how to get to the North Pole to get food. They planned to hitchhike on an airplane to get to the North Pole. They put on hats and faces and coats and stacked on top of each other to look like humans. They didn’t have Plutonian passports to get to Earth, so they couldn’t get on the plane. So they jumped into suitcases. They got to the North Pole, and Santa gave them food.

Once upon a time there was two old mens. Their name was Tim and Mike. So one man was in a wheelchair and one man was standing up. So they were practicing Karate. Then the man that was standing asked the man that was sitting in a wheelchair do he want to play fighting. So they played fighting and the man that was standing up beat the man that was in the wheelchair. Then Mike asked Tim when he was born he said February 1st. Then they start to argue because Mike wouldn’t tell him when was his birthday. So they start to fight. Then they said they is sorry.