TWG 04-05
Stories that appeared in the 2004-2005 season of "That's Weird, Grandma."

There once was a magical horse. His name was Goldy horse. He would win 1st place for every race he was in. One day a crazy man wanted to win so much that he thought if he ate olives for a hole month he’d win. This man would wear his clothes backwards! After a month of eating nothing but olives he lost. The crazy man just got worse. Now, one day when Goldy horse was getting ready to race the crazy man came into the den where the horse was. The crazy man yelled, “What’s your secret! I need to know it!” The horse said, “Kindness”. The man was shocked that the horse could speak. No one really knows the crazy man’s name so we’re going to call him Psycho. Psycho no longer wanted to race. The horse would look at him and smile and for the rest of the day the man would be screaming. Psycho remembered what Goldy horse told him, so he tried it and nothing happened. As soon as he lost he yelled, “Dumb horse! You didn’t help me with anything.” Psycho started to cry! The horse was there when he said it. Psycho didn’t notice that he was there. Goldy horse walked by him and said, “You have to be nice for a hole month.” “Whatever.” said Psycho looking annoyed. The horse was upset that Psycho was ignoring him so he started to call him names. Goldy horse had lost the race that he was in that day. His owner said, “If you don’t win the next race your in, I’m going to eat you for dinner!” Goldy horse was scared. He went over to Psycho and said sorry, but he didn’t mean it. Goldy horse lost the next race he was in and indeed his owner had him for dinner that night. Goldy horse had been haunting his owner for the rest of his life. His owner started to go crazy! He couldn’t take it anymore so he put an end to his life. Goldy horse thought that was the funniest thing, but as soon as he started to laugh his spirit died and his mission of revenge was over at last. As for Psycho, he had a wife and had 3 beautiful children. I’m sure this is the end to Goldy horse, or is it?

Once upon a time there was a Captain Cheerleader and a Co-captain Cheerleader and the was 4 girls who were the back up Cheerleaders. The Captains name was Julie the Co-Captain name was Jasmin. The back up girls names were Natalie, Kayla, my cousin Jessica and my best friend Jasmin. We do flip and cartwheels and most of all cheer moves. We go to competitions. Most of the time we win the rest we lose. We have done 10 competitions. We won eight and lost two. We are going to the finals. If we win our team is going to be the best cheerleading squad in the school. The cheerleading group won the finals. They lived happily being the best cheerleading squad in the school.
The End!

I believe nobody should not eat chitterlings.
1st because, they're yucky pig intestines.
2nd because, it is where the poop goes.
3rd because, they eat mud.
4th because, they are pork and I can't eat pork, except for pepperoni.

Once there was a girl named Crystal. She loved to go swimming. She lived by the beach. She always wanted to go swimming in the water. Everyone told her not to go in there she always wondered why they said not to go in there. Then one day her mom had told her why. Her mother said that one day a little girl named Amber went in the water and never came out. They still say that she haunts the water and that’s why you shouldn’t go in there said her mother. Then one day Crystal had decided to go in the water. She swam and swam till sunset. Then when Crystal swam down she found a body and took it to shore. She noticed that it was a little girl. Then she called her mom and she didn’t say anything. Then all of a sudden Crystal remembered that a little girl named Amber swam and never came out. Then when the mom had left the girl woke up and she started to talk and told Crystal to follow her. They both went in the water and Amber took her real deep. Then Crystal saw a city underwater. Amber said that she had made it. Then they went inside it and had lots of fun then Crystal had said would you like to live with me and Amber said she would like to but she would also want to stay in the water. Amber and Crystal were good friends. Crystal always went to go see her.

Once there was a Dance Contest in Russha then two old man was dancing and the Judge said it was a tie and the two old mans started to fight. There wives stopped them from fighting and told them that it is just a dance contest and he said if I win we will be rich and then one of the old mans name was Richerd and the other old man name is Robberd then Richerd kicked Robberd in the head and and Robberd won and they got the money and the two wives went shopping with the money while the two old mans was fighting. The end.




