Once there was a chocolate river at the North Pole and it was filled with marshmallows, sugar and hot fudge to go in. One day one of Santa’s elves was looking for something hot to cool him off. So he saw the river of chocolate and then he got a cup and got some of the chocolate then he drunk some and it was hot he said “My Mouth is burning.”

Unicorn: let me out of here!
King: I am going to take off your horn!
Unicorn: No do not do that! Help can you help me out of this cage before the King comes back?
Begger: I am a prisoner too I don’t know what to do.
King: what are you doing here begger?
Begger: I am sorry I I was watching over your unicorn.
King: I will call you when I need you! I am going to pull your horn now (pulling horn) Begger get in here at once!
Begger: yes sier
King: How do you pull off this horn?
Begger: I will show you sier (pulling horn)
King: Thank you I will give you dinner
Unicorn: Please get me out of here.
Begger: I don’t know how.
Unicorn: Please try begger
King: what are you doing?
Begger: I am going to set the unicorn free!
King: do not do that or I will hang you!
Begger: (set the unicorn free)
King: NO how dare you I am going to turn you to a frog!
Begger: I am going to turn you to a gene!
King: truly I am going to kill you
Unicorn: (stab the king)
King: I will get you next time for you are the last unicorn!
Unicorn: thank you begger.
Begger: hank you for saving me
Unicorn: (The unicorn ran out in the sunset)
The end.

THIS IS NOT FUNNY RICKY!
I remember when I lost my gameboy. My mom and dad bought it for $100. That was a bad thing to happen. Now THIS IS WHAT HAPPEN! I was inside the school playing my gameboy advance in the gym. Then I saw Tony around Mr. Duchen’s chair. He was eating there. I ask him something to eat. My gameboy was taken care by Edward until he came. I ask him, “Edward, where is my gameboy.” He didn’t took it with him and I checked the place he lefted it. It wasn’t there. I told the teacher in the after school program and she gathered everyone and ask them did they saw my gameboy. Everyone said no but I don’t think so. Everyone checked except for the people 4th grade to 8th grade. The 8th graders were not checking instead they were playing basketball. I think it was them who took my gameboy. Then there was someone who said he lost his gameboy advance SP. Then I thought it was him who stole it. When I went down stairs there were some girls who asked me where I left it. I told them where I left it. It was a mystery!

Once there was a magic pincil which was passed down from generation to generation. Once there was a girl that like to draw animals. She would have all kinds of pets. The emperor heard all of these things about her. When he sent for her she was forced to make him a ship, although she was told that the pencil was not for evil. In the tooms of china it said that if it was used for evil it will go back in the box of secrets. She used it but before she was done her grandma came with the box then released its power to the toom. That was the last of the magic pencil.

Lacy was at her job. She sold special technology milk. It gives people radioactive powers. Her friend Tiffany made the milk. If you drink too much, it is fatal. One day, her cat Homer drank the milk. The cat started acting weird. The next day when Lacy woke up, Homer multiplied into 50 cats. They all came together into one big cat. Tiffany came in and the big cat jumped on her. Lacy took a knife and stabbed the cat. It turned into normal size but didn’t die. She gave Homer special toast. It had radioactive programming that gave him special powers. The powers were invisibility, super speed, able to fly. Homer turned into a man! The man was so good looking, Tiffany and Lacy both married him. The end.