Bob Stickle had a new neighbor. He went over to meet the new neighbor. Bob was a very nice man so he brought gifts. When he rang the bell the man said GO AWAY. Bob left the gifts, the next day he went back, the gifts were still there. Bob said, WHY WOULD THE MAN DO THAT? It turns out the man was lonely because every person he gets close to dies. So Bob sends him pies to be happy.

I believe nobody should not eat chitterlings.
1st because, they're yucky pig intestines.
2nd because, it is where the poop goes.
3rd because, they eat mud.
4th because, they are pork and I can't eat pork, except for pepperoni.

Once there was a evil washing machine that never washed clothes. It just dirtyed it even more.

Characters: dancer, bee, mother
Setting: backyard

Dancer: I am a super dancer.
Bee: sure you are prove it!
Dancer: WHAT!
Dancer: nobody is a better dancer than me I am the best dancer.
Bee: If I sting you, you won’t be the best.
Dancer: you won’t dare.
Bee: watch me (zzzzz) sting.
Dancer: AAAhh!!!
Mother: what’s going on up there!
Dancer: A bee sting me on my arm!
Mother: WHAT!
Bee: That’s right. I stinged your daughter so now for she won’t be the best.
Mother: My daughter was the best.
Mother: We aren’t rich anymore.
Mother: We are going to kill you!
Bee: AAAhh! I got to get out of here.
Mother: (splash) I killed it! I kill it!

Dear Mapmaker,

I have a problem with Greenland, he is bigger than me on the map. Where I’m was more than three times bigger than him. He thinks he’s better than me because of this, he’s not even green.

Mad,

South America