TWG 05-06

Stories that appeared in the 2005-2006 season of "That's Weird, Grandma."

The Woman Rampage

Track #18 on "Monkeys Come Alive"

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Once upon a time there was a room full of food and men, but no women. Women always wanted to get in that room, but women were not allowed! One day women started throwing rotten eggs at the room because they were so angry that they started breaking in to the room, gobbling the food, and beating up the men. It was a women rampage. Then after all that they rebuilt the room and women were finally allowed to go in.

Categories: Songs, Monkeys Come Alive, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06, TWG 06-07, TWG 5-Year Anniversary Show, Other Venues, TOTL 2005, Wilmette 2007
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Things About My Life

Once I was two years old and me and my mom went to the dollar store. I didn’t know no better but I took a bag of Doritos out the store. I put it under my bottom. When we got home she saw them and keep them.
Once I was at a store and my mom said, “Stay real close”. I wonder off I almost got lost. I saw my mom ran to her she kissed and had a long talk with her. To that day I don’t leave my mother’s side until, no, well sometimes.

Categories: True Stories, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06
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Untitled (Gum Drops and Ice Cream)

I am miss walls I am 50 years old.
I believe there should be gumdrops for rain
My first reason is we could eat the rain
My second reason is the people who are huge for candy in it’s raining they could go out side for gumdrops.
My third reason is that every body would be happy
In conclusion, I believe that I love gum drops.
I am miss raffle I am 51 years old I believe that Ice cram is good for you is made out of milk and we shall have to eat it all the time and you could make it out of milk shake with strawberry and chocolate and vanilla with chocolate chips.

Categories: Arguments, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06, TWG 06-07
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Untitled (My Friend is Dead)

My Friend is Dead
So I’ll make him a bed
In the ground he shall stay
Covered with hay
A happy life I hope it will be
And I’ll remember the time he could see
Then he was blind
And he walked behind
He was drinking tea
And then he fell into the sea
So now I stay and dig a grave for him
Now I wish I could save him

Categories: Poems, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06
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Untitled (My Friend is Dead)

My Friend is Dead
So I’ll make him a bed
In the ground he shall stay
Covered with hay
A happy life I hope it will be
And I’ll remember the time he could see
Then he was blind
And he walked behind
He was drinking tea
And then he fell into the sea
So now I stay and dig a grave for him
Now I wish I could save him

Categories: Poems, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06
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