TWG 06-07

Stories that appeared in the 2006-2007 season of "That's Weird, Grandma."

Fashion Police: Volume One

Setting: In the Mall
Characters: Kyra and Fashion Police

KYRA: Man look at these clothes. Who are they made by. There made by Gucci.

FASHION POLICE: No, no, no. Put them pants down. You shouldn’t wear that.

KYRA: Why not?

FASHION POLICE: Because you’re not suppose to wear that with that Gucci shirt because leather and Gucci don’t go together.

KYRA: Well, what should I wear with the shirt?

FASHION POLICE: Let me think. You can wear corduroy pants or jeans. My work here is done!

Categories: Dialogues, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 06-07
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Fashion Police: Volume Two

Setting: In the mall
Character: Kyra & Fashion Police & unFashion Police

Krya: That Fashion Police was right!

Fashion Police: I’m always right Kyra. Don’t forget I’m here to help fashion.

Kyra: Well, can you help me again. I’m looking for a dress. But the dress I picked out is unfashionable.

unFashionable Police: You can wear that it’s not wrong with that.

Kyra: You really think.

unFashionable Police: “Yeah”. It’s really nice on you. It really do.

Fashion Police: No it don’t. Do not listen to her.

Kyra: Why can’t I listen to her.

Fashion Police: Because she’s trying to make you unFashionable.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 06-07
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First Kiss

Track #04 on "Monkeys Come Alive"

In the summer time last year just about before the school year was over there was this girl named Diana [note from the typist: all i's in 'Diana' written with a heart as the dot on the i] that I sorta had a crush on she smelled like fresh fruit or flowers she was like a dream come true so total hot that she could almost hypmatize me to do or give her something. I had the most scariest gang of rough friends ever even the 8th graders were horrified of us we were vicious like a swarm of wild sharks. Diana had the most prettiest friends and all of my friends go out with them but I got beauty and brains. One day something changed completely after we had art and washed our hands Diana walk in and turn off the lights and frenched me WOW tolito! Man she could kiss so could I ♥

Categories: True Stories, Songs, Monkeys Come Alive, Holidays, Valentine's Day, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 03-04, TWG 06-07
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Food Poem

Wow yellow!
Juicy large roll
With pits on each end with
A tangy and sour taste
Wow yellow!

Categories: Poems, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 06-07, Other Venues, TOTL 2006, Wilmette 2007
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Funny Bunny

Ones upon a time it was a big funny bunny who lived in a tree but he did not have a house that have a roof on top just like all the house but he had a house with leaves on it. That funny bunny did not know what to do he just clap his hands ten times 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 He stop then he said I am the
smart funny bunny in the house but he was talking to his self. Then the snake came and said, you is not the smart funny bunny in this house I am the smart snake in the house. So the snake clap hiss hands ten times 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 So the funny bunny said, you so silly How come you the funny snake in your family said the funny bunny. The funny bunny and snake friends came and it was bo-bo, frog, fish-fish, bird, dog, cat and thetwo silly willy's. And all the animals had a great time but the the two silly willy's just said something, I am smart funny bunny, then all the animals start again 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 They all said, Silly Willy.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 01-02, TWG 02-03, TWG 04-05, TWG 06-07, TWG 5-Year Anniversary Show, Other Venues, TOTL 2005
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