TWG 06-07

Stories that appeared in the 2006-2007 season of "That's Weird, Grandma."

UNTITLED (GUMDROPS AND ICE CREAM)

I am miss walls I am 50 years old.
I believe there should be gumdrops for rain
My first reason is we could eat the rain
My second reason is the people who are huge for candy in it’s raining they could go out side for gumdrops.
My third reason is that every body would be happy
In conclusion, I believe that I love gum drops.
I am miss raffle I am 51 years old I believe that Ice cram is good for you is made out of milk and we shall have to eat it all the time and you could make it out of milk shake with strawberry and chocolate and vanilla with chocolate chips.

Categories: Arguments, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 06-07
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Untitled (Haunted House with Women)

Once upon a time there was a Haunted House. Nobody went in there until a boy named Joshiwa when in there. Then he saw that it was not a haunted house. It was full of woman instead of ghost and he liked that place. Then he called his mom on the Telephone and said I do not want to go home! Because I made a lot of girlfriends.

Categories: Holidays, Halloween, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 06-07
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Untitled (Hunter)

Once there was hunters who lived in a forest. One time they has an argument about who’s gun was cooler, shoots good and how powerful it is. A man named hunter said “the only way to settle this is by having a gun fight to see who’s gun is cooler, shoots good and how powerful it is!” So they had the gun fight but all they were shooting was the trees, flowers, grass and everything that is nature. But then after that ran out of Ammo it doesn’t matter what gun is cooler. But the one person who had a lot of Ammo left was hunter. He said “I have the most Ammo here now if you don’t want me to shoot you guys I suggest you admit my gun is more cooler, shoots good and powerful.” Then the hunters admitted that hunter’s gun was cooler, shoots good, and powerful then he started saying “Yehaw, Yehaw.” He shot three times and shot a hunter on his butt and he said “ow, ow, ow lets just say we never use a gun again.” The end!

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 06-07
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Untitled (Smarty Pants)

Smarty Pants: Why are you always picking on me?
Saquan: Because you always wear the same pants and they be over your stomach.
Smarty Pants: These are my favorite jeans and besides I don’t have no other jeans.
Saquan: Well, just tell your mom to buy you clean and better jeans. And I am going to head home
Smarty Pants: OK Let’s go home and buy some fresher pants.
Saquan: and make sure they do not be over your stomach.

Categories: Dialogues, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 06-07, Other Venues, Wilmette 2008
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Wendy, Nancy, Josselyn

W: Hi Nancy, how are you?
N: Hi I’m fine, and you?
W: I’m fine too.
N: What are you doing here?
W: Nothing just walking around the mall.
W: And you?
N: I’m looking for a beautiful dress because I’m going to a wedding on Friday.
W: Really!
N: Oh! I forgot to tell you that it’s our best friend wedding.
W: Uh-ha, and who is she? (asking angry)
N: It’s Josselyn’s wedding.
W: Why didn’t she envited me too? Huh?
N: I don’t know!
N: You know what I’ll call her and ask her why didn’t she envite you. OK.
W: OK. See you tomorrow because I got to go. OK.
Narrator: Next day Wendy was walking in the park.
J: Hi Wendy

Categories: Dialogues, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 06-07
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