TWG 07-08
Stories that appeared in the 2007-2008 season of "That's Weird, Grandma."

Once upon a time there was a farm and a gate and there was not any animals in the gate so the farmer came out the house and there was three animals sitting and the animals was a pig and a horse and a sheep. And they was all eating food the pig was eating corn and the horse was eating hay and the sheep did not have nothing to eat. And the sheep got sad because the farmer did not have nothing to eat for him. The end.

I got up one morning. I ate a nice bowl of cereal. I watched some TV. We had some pizza for lunch and dinner. But a few minutes later I got hungry. So I went to the kitchen and put the French fries in the oven. I tried to put 50 seconds but I put five minutes. By the time they were done it burned through the plate. I put it in the trash before anyone noticed and I never got caught. The End.

Characters
Bingo (likes to drive and eat pizza)
Lingo (smelly)
Setting: mars
B: (Eating Pizza)
L: Can I have some (Sad)
B: (said no) because you smell.
L: But I’m really hungry.
B: Not until you take a bath. (Mad)
L: Never (disappointed)
B: Then no pizza (crossing arms)
L: Can I borrow your car (crossing arms)
L: Can I borrow your car (excited)
B: Yes. (Mad)
L: (When Lingo came back with pizza.)
B: Where is my car.
L: I had a car accident. And it is in the dump. Finally Lingo had a pizza.

A little girl named Lilly was in her living room watching her favorite show called Handy Mandy. And she lived in a house in Paris. She is only 5 years old. Then she became bored and said to her mom “Mom I going to try to make bunnies come out of the toilet!” And then mom said “Okay honey have fun.” She said yes because she knew it couldn’t happen. So the little girl went to her toy bin and took out her wand. Then went to the bathroom and said “Bunnies come out of the toilet.” Then one just popped out. Then she kept on doing it and called her mom and said “Mom I got 14 bunnies to come out.” So the mom saw and said “oh my lord, Lilly, how did you do that?” Then Lilly said “All I said was ‘Bunnies Come out of the Toilet!”’ Lilly said “Can I keep them?”

Once upon a time there was a lady named Mrs. Casas. She loves to eat cereal at her house. One day she was eating healthy frosted flaked when little leprechauns came and started watching her eat. Mrs. Casas said: “Hi, go away please!” The Leprechauns say: “We’re going to give you gold and roses, please let us stay.” Mrs. Casas said: “You can stay for only one week.” So Mrs. Casas goes to work in the Sears Tower and leaves the Leprechauns at her house. The Leprechauns cause a mess and go crazy. They break all the plates and jump in the bath, and spill the orange juice off the table. They drop the roses all over the floor. Mrs. Casas gets home and says: “Oh my gosh! Go home and never come back!” And she never saw the Leprechauns again.
The End.
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