Once upon a time there was 2 men and a lady. The lady liked both of the men so she decided to be a cheerleader. After one of the men figures out and they decide to fight to see who wins. When the cheerleader saw that they where fighting she went to see them and one of the mans called Juan died. So she decides not to do that again.

I believe that when kids or grown ups are tired of carrying papers up and down the stairs that we need a paper slider to take the papers up and down the stairs. My first reason is that we need a paper slider is because like if the teacher has to carry a box and a pack of paper down the stairs just to say five things, that’s wasting all that teacher’s time. My second reason is that if a teacher has to tell kids to stop yelling, and pass out lunch passes, and hold paper, one teacher cannot do all this stuff at the same time! My final reason that we should have a paper slider is that she’s trying to talk to the principal about something and her paper keeps dropping. And that’s everything about how to have a paper slider.

Once upon a time there was a destroyer named Mr. Fantastic — he liked to destroy anything in his path. He had a nice daughter and she loved shopping — her name is Ann.
Ann wants to go to the mall to meet her boyfriend Ben. Mr. Fantastic is worried and doesn’t want her to go to the mall, because the Russian Army might attack the mall. They already attacked New York City, and now they are trying to take over SK (where they live).
Mr. Fantastic sees the Army of Russians attacking their house with fans, so he conquers his fear and destroys the Russians. While Mr. Fantastic was fighting, Ann snuck out to the mall. When she’s there, all the Russian Army take her away and throw her into a dragon’s belly and it flies away!
Mr. Fantastic goes to find his daughter—he finds her! He kills the dragon and she gets out. She promises never to sneak out again and she and her dad escape the Russian army. But they don’t know about the bomb in her shoe….The End.

Dear Raheel,

I remember when I went to Lincolnwood mall on our bikes that was the best day as far as I remember! Oh! I just remember that your friends were with us too. I hope we go again one day because it was fun. It was so fun I am doing good how is highschool? It’s 20 years!!! From now I have a lambergini how are you and your kids? How many kids do you even have by the way? What are their names? I am the president of the u.s.a. I rule! Man!

N: Fartacine can help. It stops your unexpected farts. It’s very effective. But since it holds in all your farts for two whole days it creates a massive stink bomb fart. Don’t take it if you have kidney or bladder problems, and don’t take it if you are sick. Also don’t take it with any liquid or solid.

B: Hi I’m Bob I took fartacine for 1 week and this is what I looks like before. (farting noises). And now I didn’t fart for two days and here is what the massive fart sounded like (huge loud fart). Hope your not at a business meeting when the huge fart comes.