Wilmette 2008

Stories that appeared in the 2008 Wilmette show.

I Am a Teddy Bear / I Am a Child

I am a teddy Bear. I believe that you shouldn’t give a child a teddy bear. My first reason is because they squeeze too hard. My second reason is they take out your eyes my third reason is they take out your cotton in conclusion that’s why I believe a child shouldn’t have a teddy bear.

I am a child and I believe a child should have a teddy bear my first reason because is because they make you happy my third reason is you put there eyeballs in your mouth. In conclusion that’s why I believe a child should have a teddy bear.

Categories: Arguments, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 07-08, Other Venues, Wilmette 2008
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I Thnk People Should Not Kiss

1) Because I think kissing is nasty and just nasty.
2) Because United States DO NOT KISS.
3) Have you saw your mom and dad kiss? If you did is it nasty.
4) Because, and have you saw people kissing on the beach.

Categories: Arguments, Holidays, Valentine's Day, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 01-02, TWG 04-05, Other Venues, Wilmette 2008
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The Biggest Fight Ever

One day somebody trip somebody next the other person hit him. Next somebody hit him and the fight began. Next somebody hit him so hard that he started too bleed he got so mad that he farted like a bomb KaBoom! Everybody came out from the house and the fight continue. Next the mayor, the cops, came everybody went to the ground and next somebody told the person who farted to fart again so he did kaboom! The cops and the mayor said oh my god. They mayor, the cops went to the ground the people who fighted were arrested the mayor, cops and everybody escape. And they never fighted again.

The end

Categories: Songs, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 07-08, Celebration of Authors, COA 2007, Other Venues, Wilmette 2008
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The Guy Who Couldn’t See

There once was a person named Eric he had a big head and a small body. He was going to get his eyes checked but when he got there someone blinded him. He couldn’t see and he kept bumping into something. He tried to get home but he didn’t know which way to go. So he bumped into someone that had a dog. The guy said, “I will give you the dog for $50.” Eric said, “OK just tell me which dollar it is when I take one out.” The guy said, “OK”. Eric took out a dollar and it was a $100 dollar bill. The guy said, “That is a $50 dollar bill now give it to me and I will give the dog.” “OK” said Eric. So Eric gave the $100 dollar bill and the guy gave him the dog. The dog was sad that his owner left him with a stranger. Eric told the dog to lead him home. The dog was magic and could talk. The dog said, “Heh, my name is Spike.” “What is your name?” said Spike. Eric said, “Heh my name is Eric.” “Are you the dog that is speaking?” said Eric. “Yes” said Spike. Eric told the dog again to take him home. Spike said, “What is the address.” “My address is 4852 N. Springfield.” So the dog flyed up to look at where his house is. The dog found the house he flew down and lead him to his house. When they got there he said thank you to Spike and went inside his house and Spike too. The next day he decided to get eye surgery. Spike took him to a Ophthalmologist. He got eye surgery. He could see again then he didn’t need Spike but he didn’t sell him because he is not a mean person. He kept him as a pet.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 04-05, TWG 05-06, TWG 5-Year Anniversary Show, Other Venues, Wilmette 2008
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The Race

Once upon a time there was a man named Truman. And he was joining the Big Race finals to win $300. When he was practicing he run 5 miles a day. When he run home he took his dog out and ran with his dog. His dog was named Ace. His dog was really nice and could run so fast. He was the fastest dog in the whole world.
Truman was a gym teacher. When he went to gym class he taught them to run 6 miles & he ran with them. Truman taught at junior high. The big race was in one more week. One more week to practice. When he got home he ran 10 blocks and went to the store, too. His friend was competing in the race. He was the fastest in Kansas City. He ran for two days. He ran from Kansas City to Memphis, TN. The race was in three more days. He asked Truman to practice. They ran from Kansas City to Chicago.
The race was tomorrow. When Truman practiced, he tried so hard he thought he could beat his friend, Laslo. “Today is the Race.” Said Laslo on the phone to his friend, Truman.
After Truman ate breakfast he took his dog out and ran. The race was 2 hours when the race was about to start, Truman took his dog to his son’s house. No dogs were allowed.
1 hour to the race. Truman was very mad because his friend Laslo was making fun of him because he was slow. Truman’s Dad knows Laslo’s dad. Laslo’s dad knew that he was a cheater.
The race was about to begin. They had to go from Kansas City to Sacramento. The race started at one o’clock. They had to run for 7 hours. Truman and Laslo were in the lead.
They made it to Denver. Laslo had a plan to cheat. He tripped Truman. Truman fell into a sack and got tied up. He didn’t have a cell, so he couldn’t call the police.
Laslo stopped at a restaurant named the 4 Aces.

Categories: Songs, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 06-07, TWG 5-Year Anniversary Show, Other Venues, Wilmette 2008
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