Winter Holiday

Winter holiday stories.

The Time I Ate a Christmas Ball

When I was little it was Christmas I was 5 years old a glass Christmas ball fall from the tree. Then I ate it and I was screaming a lot. My mom and dad and brothers took me to the hospital they did x-rays and they found it then they were waiting, then they said to my mom take him to the bathroom. Because I needed to use it because they said they were going to operate me but I said I have to use the bathroom and it came out and I was crying because I had a lot of cut on my behind and my mouth. The End.

Categories: True Stories, Songs, Holidays, Winter Holiday, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 03-04, TWG 04-05, TWG 05-06, TWG 06-07, TWG 07-08
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Untitled (Oh My God, I Found My Sister’s Friend)

Track #11 on "Monkeys Come Alive"

Oh my god
I found my sister’s friend.
I’m holding
my girlfriends hand.
“Oh my.”
My friend said, “I can see a dead man’s head.”
I see a blond woman and she is coming.
I can hear
a clowns laughter, and he is fatter.
WE are
At a new years eve party
And we are
Drinking Bacardi.
The countdown is just getting started
and my friend is having a ball.

Categories: Poems, Songs, Monkeys Come Alive, Holidays, Winter Holiday, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06
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