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Thesis: Everybody’s name should be Measha and look alike and think alike and act the same.
PRO:
R#1: So you won’t have to try to remember everybody’s name cause there all the same.
R#2: So you’ll only have to grade 1 paper cause they all think the same.
R#3: It’ll be easy for you to teach cause it’s like teaching only 1 student.
CON:
R#1: It’ll be a bad rep on the real Measha.
R#2: It’s no fun because you’ll get tired of playing with yourself.
R#3: Life would be boring because everybody’s the same.
Once I was two years old and me and my mom went to the dollar store. I didn’t know no better but I took a bag of Doritos out the store. I put it under my bottom. When we got home she saw them and keep them.
Once I was at a store and my mom said, “Stay real close”. I wonder off I almost got lost. I saw my mom ran to her she kissed and had a long talk with her. To that day I don’t leave my mother’s side until, no, well sometimes.
Thomas: Hello Yamesse.
Yamesse: Hello Thomas
T: Do you want to go on a date with me?
Y: Sure.
T: How about Chio Belle
Y: Oh I love that place
Scene (later that night)
T: wow this is great
Y: yes, it is isn’t it.
T: (Pulls out her chair)
Y: Thank you.
T: I have to tell you something, actually two things.
Y: I’m ready.
T: well, I am a kung fu fighter
Y: second one
T: will you marry me?
Y: yes
Scene (later the next day walking together)
Y: So you are a kung fu fighter
T: Yes (sees enemies)
Y: Wow I think that’s awesome
T: Oh my god!!!!!
Y: What what
T: (pulls her behind bushes) Those are my enemies who the kungfu nation is trying to kill. I must go fight.
Y: What if you get hurt
T: I won’t stay here
Y: Oh do be careful
T: (Pulls the enemies in an abandoned building)
Y: (Runs into the building)
Scene
T: Go away (talking to Yamesse)
Enemies: We’re going to kill your girlfriend (holding Yamesse by neck)
T: My fiancé
E: That makes it much better
Y: Help (suffocating)
T: (Kicks enemies) Take that
E: YOOOOOOW! (gets up and punches Thomas)
(Thomas gets beat up and is dying on the ground)
Y: (Runs over to him)
T: Yamesse.
Y: Yes?
T: Before I go
Y: Go where
T: Go to heaven. I want you to know I love you so much and…
Y: (crying) and what and what Tom
E: Your fiancé is dead!!!!!!!
Y: Leave me alone. (crying) Tom why did you have to leave me. I love you and I’ll never forget you. (Cry noises)
The end
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Once upon a time there lived two pink and blue rabbits named Mike and GD. They lived in a cotton candy world filled with milk and cookies and bubblegum on the other side. They saw a house made of cookie bricks. They went inside. It was the house of a pencil named Kila. Kila was skinny as can be. She loved to chew bubblegum. She was friends with GD and said, “What up.” He was like, “This is my friend MKL.” They all went downstairs to the shopping market and bought three chains that said “GKL”. They all lived together and became best friends.
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