Behold the wonder and majesty of the Barrel of Monkeys Story Archive! Here you can read over 10 years worth of stories written by children that Barrel of Monkeys have performed for the public. It's been a magical journey.
By Brian A, 4th Grade, Stockton Elementary
That's Weird, Grandma
One day I went to school and it was time for recess and my friend Aldo was acting funny but then he tripped. I don’t know what happened because he started acting like an astronaut. He tripped again and acted like a clown. He tripped again he acted like Jackie Chan. And again and he acted like there was monkeys chasing him and grabbing he acted normal.
By Mickia J. , 4th Grade, Morton
That's Weird, Grandma
There were this mean catdog she was a mean catdog she was long she did not have a man so she was mad but her friend me-me ask her brother he said I have to see her first then when he saw her he was like yes then he said u cute girl.
TweetBy Shaniece G. , 4th Grade, Chalmers
True Stories That's Weird, Grandma
Once upon a time my mom used my cat to comb her hair with my cats nails but my mom didn’t do it my neighbor did. I told my
Mom to get in the car and go home. In her hair look like a mess. In I told my neighbor to go home and me cats nails was stuck
in my moms hair. The End.
By Jade, Brandon, Darius, David, Nashawn, Thomas, Bria, 4th Grade, Trumbull
That's Weird, Grandma
When the Monkey teachers came to school, there were substitutes. And they weren’t people. They were
vampires, zombies, witches, werewolves, and ghosts. The students get scared and scream. The Zombie
Monkey eats the teacher because she said, “This is a monstrosity!” The Evil Monkeys start telling
scary stories that they did themselves. Then they played two warmup games called “Eat the Children”
and “Summoning Demons.” So they eat half the kids and demons come. The rest of the kids, the survivors,
make weapons out of their school supplies. Then the survivors transform into creatures and kill the demons.
They all do the scary goodbye sign.
By Marcellious G., 4th Grade, Stockton
True Stories That's Weird, Grandma
The ice cream man took my money but did notgive me my ice cream and drove off.
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