Arguments

Persuasive arguments, or stories based on persuasive arguments.

A Way That We Can Have a Paper Slider

I believe that when kids or grown ups are tired of carrying papers up and down the stairs that we need a paper slider to take the papers up and down the stairs. My first reason is that we need a paper slider is because like if the teacher has to carry a box and a pack of paper down the stairs just to say five things, that’s wasting all that teacher’s time. My second reason is that if a teacher has to tell kids to stop yelling, and pass out lunch passes, and hold paper, one teacher cannot do all this stuff at the same time! My final reason that we should have a paper slider is that she’s trying to talk to the principal about something and her paper keeps dropping. And that’s everything about how to have a paper slider.

Categories: Arguments, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 08-09
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Chitterlings

Track #16 on "Monkeys Come Alive"

I believe nobody should not eat chitterlings.
1st because, they're yucky pig intestines.
2nd because, it is where the poop goes.
3rd because, they eat mud.
4th because, they are pork and I can't eat pork, except for pepperoni.

Categories: Arguments, Songs, Monkeys Come Alive, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 04-05, TWG 05-06, TWG 5-Year Anniversary Show, Other Venues, TOTL 2005
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Escalator Argument

I think there should be escalators in schools.
1. First thing when you walk up the stair you hurt your back.
2. Second, you might slip off the stairs when they are wet.
3. Next, you can step on some ones shoelace and they could trip.
4. Last some one might push you when you are walking down the stairs and you can break a body part.
Con:
1. If you mop the escalator you can get electrified.
2. You might get stuck in a stair and loose your clothes.
3. You can fall and get hurt on the metal.

Categories: Arguments, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 03-04
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Gotta Stop the Fighting

Dejah K.

I believe that who ever sales guns should not do it
1. Because…they could kill somebody
2. Because…God do not like it
3. Because…You can get killed by killing somebody family


Mister B.L. One T.

I believe that people should stop fighting!
My first reason is because someone could get hurt real bad.
My second reason is because people can be angry and they can die.
My third reason is it would be a gooder place to live.
In conclusion, I believe that people should stop fighting.


Romesha D.

I believe people should stop shooting.

First because people will die.
Second because on Halloween they is going to shoot at the wrong person.
My third reason is they


Darryl S.

I believe I should get to be by myself all the time.
My first reason is so that I won’t get killed or shot at a young age living by myself.


Devin G.

I believe people need to stop fighting.
My first reason is my people get hurt.
And my second reason is people is going to cry.
And my third reason is they is going to they feeling get hurt.
And that is why I believe people need to stop fighting.


Capri B.

I believe that men need to stop shooting at ten year old boys.
First, because they will die and they mom will cry and they dad will cry.
Second, because I like talking to my brother and my cousins who are ten year old boys and I would miss them and I care about them.
Third because people should not shoot anyone because we’re all brothers and sisters and family.
That is why I believe that men need to stop shooting ten year old boys.

Categories: Arguments, Songs, Celebration of Authors, COA 2008
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Hamsters are Good

Pros:

1. Hamsters are good because they are nice to people.
2. Hamsters play with you.
3. Hamsters are small.
4. Hamsters are cute.


Con:

1. Don’t have a hamsters because they bite.
2. They are mice to people.
3. They don’t listen to you.

Categories: Arguments, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 04-05
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