By Adarius W, 4th Grade, Dewey
Arguments That's Weird, Grandma Celebration of Authors COA 2007
I am a butcher and I love meat love me and the meat’s so good for people.
I’m a butcher and I love meat
Let me count the ways
One, meat is so good for people
Two, meat can be so juicy
Three, meat can be so meatish
Four, meat is so tender
Five, meat is good for you
Six, meat is a nice thing to eat
Seven, you can put it on a grill and you can put lots of juicy things on it
That’s why I love meat.
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By Measha P., Choir Academy
Arguments That's Weird, Grandma
Thesis: Everybody’s name should be Measha and look alike and think alike and act the same.
PRO:
R#1: So you won’t have to try to remember everybody’s name cause there all the same.
R#2: So you’ll only have to grade 1 paper cause they all think the same.
R#3: It’ll be easy for you to teach cause it’s like teaching only 1 student.
CON:
R#1: It’ll be a bad rep on the real Measha.
R#2: It’s no fun because you’ll get tired of playing with yourself.
R#3: Life would be boring because everybody’s the same.
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By Lekeja D., Gwendolyn Brooks
Arguments That's Weird, Grandma
I believe Barbie should rule the White House.
First because then the whole world could play with me and I could have my own dreamhouse. Second because I would have the most Barbie cloths in the world. Third because Barbie should be respected since I have let little boys rip off my head and flush it down the toilet for so long! You may disagree because I’m plastic and stupid, but I’m very intelligent when it comes to cloths.
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By Lacynthia J., Henry Suder School
Arguments That's Weird, Grandma
I think money should grow on trees because if you need money for new clothes your mom would not be saying money don’t grow on trees.
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By Deonte W., Washington School
Arguments Songs That's Weird, Grandma
I believe every boy/girl should have a car.
First-it looks like it’s easy. All you have to do is pull the handle for drive “D” and reverse “R” and all other stuff.
Second-it’s something like a jeep when you were 3 & 4 or 5.
Third-you can have fun.
Lastly-it would be cool to have a car.
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