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Category: Arguments

Persuasive arguments, or stories based on persuasive arguments.

Untitled (Gum Drops and Ice Cream)

By Monesha W., Gale School
Arguments That's Weird, Grandma

I am miss walls I am 50 years old.
I believe there should be gumdrops for rain
My first reason is we could eat the rain
My second reason is the people who are huge for candy in it’s raining they could go out side for gumdrops.
My third reason is that every body would be happy
In conclusion, I believe that I love gum drops.
I am miss raffle I am 51 years old I believe that Ice cram is good for you is made out of milk and we shall have to eat it all the time and you could make it out of milk shake with strawberry and chocolate and vanilla with chocolate chips.

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I Think Hot Cheezy Crunchy Curls are the BEST CHIP Ever

By DeShawn H., Burnham Anthony School
Arguments Songs That's Weird, Grandma

1. I liked them before I liked any other chip.
2. When you put cheese on them, it tastes GOOOD.
3. When you put hot sauce and cheese, it tastes fine.

I think Cheetos is nasty

1. Because cheetos got too much cheese.
2. I never tasted cheetos.
3. I only eat my favorite chips-hot crunchy cheese curls.

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I Am a Mad T-Rex

By Adrien C., 4th Grade, Little Village Academy
Arguments That's Weird, Grandma

I am a mad T-Rex. I believe the president should let more people in to the wild. So I can eat them. First I would rip there head off. Then I would use your body as a doll.

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Chitterlings

By Samuel 'Mandark' B., 5th Grade, Harold Washington Elementary
Arguments Songs Monkeys Come Alive Podcasts That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues TOTL 2005

I believe nobody should not eat chitterlings.
1st because, they're yucky pig intestines.
2nd because, it is where the poop goes.
3rd because, they eat mud.
4th because, they are pork and I can't eat pork, except for pepperoni.

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Why I think kids should be able to go buckwild and horse play for 5 hours straight

By Mikchayel W., Harold Washington School
Arguments Songs Monkeys Come Alive That's Weird, Grandma

First I think kids should go buckwild because kids don't wanna learn. We wanna play. We wanna rule the classroom. We thirst for power.

Next I believe kids should play because most kids think teachers make learning boring.

Last I think kids should play in the classroom because why waste all our crazy energy on positivity. C'mon let's destroy somethin'.

NO WAIT I DISAGREE.

I disagree because I don't wanna loose all my energy.

Next I disagree because there's 24 hours in a day and we only get 5 hours.

Third I disagree with myself because I just like arguing.

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