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Category: Celebration of Authors

Stories performed in BOM's annual Celebration of Authors.

The Biggest Fight Ever

By Richard R., 4th Grade, Grover Cleveland Elementary
Songs That's Weird, Grandma Celebration of Authors COA 2007 Other Venues Wilmette 2008

One day somebody trip somebody next the other person hit him. Next somebody hit him and the fight began. Next somebody hit him so hard that he started too bleed he got so mad that he farted like a bomb KaBoom! Everybody came out from the house and the fight continue. Next the mayor, the cops, came everybody went to the ground and next somebody told the person who farted to fart again so he did kaboom! The cops and the mayor said oh my god. They mayor, the cops went to the ground the people who fighted were arrested the mayor, cops and everybody escape. And they never fighted again.

The end

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I Believe That Everything Needs to Be Chocolate

By Luis M., 4th Grade, William H. Seward Academy
Arguments Songs That's Weird, Grandma Celebration of Authors COA 2007

I believe that everything needs to be chocolate
My first reason is that you need to have chocolate because you could eat your house.
My second reason is that you could eat everything instead of buying it.
My final reason is that you could eat you homework and your teacher wouldn’t know what color is your paper.
That is why you need to have chocolate.

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I Am Taylor the Rose

By Naheige L., 4th Grade, Grover Cleveland Elementary
Arguments That's Weird, Grandma Celebration of Authors COA 2007

I am Taylor the Rose
I believe that people
Shouldn’t pick me.

My first reason is that I die soon after I’m picked

My second reason is you’re all mean!

My third reason is I need to have my seedlings

In Conclusion, You all should leave me alone!

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George Washington with a Space Shuttle

By Abel F., 4th Grade, Columbia Explorers Academy
Songs That's Weird, Grandma Celebration of Authors COA 2007

George Washington is in the space shuttle. To see things in the moon. George Washington get down from his space shuttle almost crashed with a boat.

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A Day at the Beach

By Evelyn A., 4th Grade, Richard Henry Lee School
That's Weird, Grandma Celebration of Authors COA 2007

One day a dad and her daughter were at the beach because it was a very hot day. Then the girl was walking on the sand and something poked her foot. When she looked down it was a sword. Then she showed it to her dad her dad was amazed that she had found a sword. Then he told his daughter that he could put the sword in his mouth all the way in. His daughter was so amazed. Then they went home to see the girls mom and showed the sword to her she liked it too. The family kept the sword in a special place. Where no one could get it.

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