COA 2008

Stories from Celebration of Authors 2008.

The Family Penguins

One there was a family of four penguins. They weren’t ordinary winter penguins they were summer penguins. They had two kids named Geoff and Tim. The mom and dad penguin wanted to get married, so they went back in time to become human so they could become husband and wife. The kids wanted that too and supported their parents. So Mr. and Mrs. Penguin passed out invitations around town. They went to buy potatoes to make potato salad for the wedding reception. But the kids couldn’t make it to the wedding on time because they were penguins and couldn’t work the time machine.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 08-09, Celebration of Authors, COA 2008
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What Mother Nature Does to You

There was no tornados and then when mother nature saw all her grass and trees being cut down by the people who lived in log cabins—who would for their fires, she got mad. She said “don’t cut down any more trees or else I will have a tornado to kill you” The Cabin people did not believe her they “You are kidding” she said “try me” then they cut more trees and she got more angry and angry. She put the hot air on top and the cold air on the bottom and then she started to spin and spin with her arms and they did not believe she was mother nature, but then they started to, but she started to throw the tornado at them and they died because the tornado was so strong they couldn’t handle it that they passed out and mother nature killed them. When Mother Nature gives a warning don’t try her or you will die.

Categories: Celebration of Authors, COA 2008
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Untitled (Scientist/Pill)

There once was a very old scientist one day he found a pill and the scientist drunk it and he turned into a monster he lived in Africa were 8 people lived they were super heroes they found the monster and the monster tried to kill them for a moment the monster said help I can’t control myself they tried to help but the monster kept on fighting the monster went to the city and destroyed the city and the super heroes tried to follow him but they fall into a river and sank they transformed into superherons and flyed to the city but it was too late and the man died. He was weak and told them he was sorry the end.

Categories: Superheroes, Songs, Celebration of Authors, COA 2008
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Untitled (Evil Brothers)

Once upon a time there was a homemade villain, and he wanted to be a villain really bad. He climbed a tree and fell off. Then he remembered his plot to be evil, and he went to a store to try and rob it. His name was Syndrone. When he went to the store an old lady whacked him with her purse, and he fell to the floor. All of the evil thoughts came out of his head, and he became good. His brother WalkaKnocka became an evil boy because of the evil thoughts walked into his head. They meet in a subway. WalkaKnocka takes the train and throws it. Syndrome says “Syndrome will save the day!” and he hits the train down. That same old lady, Old Lady Greenwood, came into the subway and whacked them both with her purse. The evil brother turned into a tree. The good brother became the boogieman. The old lady found a fountain of youth and became a young lady. She looked up at the tree and said “why does this tree look so familiar?” The end.

Listen to the podcast episode adapted from this story!

Categories: Podcasts, Celebration of Authors, COA 2008
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Untitled Dialogue (Characters: Girl Fox, Princess Dog, Girl Wolf)

PD: You want to come to my party.

GF: Okay, When is the party.

GW: I’m coming.

PD: Well it’s gonna be at the water park.

GF: Okay, I’ll bring my bathing suit.

GW: I’m coming wherever you go.

PD: we is gonna have the best fun ever girls!

GF: Yeah, you right. It is waterslides.

GW: We is going to have fun

All GIRL: Yes. That was great.

GW: We should do this again.

BOY: you is slow!!!

Categories: Dialogues, Celebration of Authors, COA 2008
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