Dialogues

Stories written in the form of dialogues.

3 Old Men on a Cruise

Once upon a time there were three old men on a cruise. “I’m glad to get away from my wife” said Sherman, “She’s taken my teeth every day this week.”
“Man you just think you’ve got it bad! My granddaughters have be giving me the blues!” said Rosam.
“Well, I have it good no granddaughters or any wives.”

Categories: Dialogues, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06
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800 feet tall American Girl Doll / A talking picture

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Setting: A shoe the size of a house
Characters: 800 feet tall American Girl Doll / A talking picture

Narrator: Once upon a time there was a talking picture. 1 day he was going to ask a 800 feet tall American Girl Doll a question. So she did.
Talk.: How tall are you?
Ame.: (Nothing)
Talk.: What? I didn’t hear you.
Ame: (Nothing)
Talk.: I asked you a question!
Ame.: (Nothing)
Talk.: ANSWER ME!
Amer.: (Nothing)

Categories: Dialogues, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06, Other Venues, Wilmette 2007
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A Toothless Beaver and a Broom

Setting: In a castle

A toothless beaver: aahhh you look all ugly with your blue hair.
A broom: You look like a dog.
A toothless beaver: oh yea wate be careful of that stick oh my god your hair is stuck
A broom: someone need to help me because I’m dead.

Categories: Dialogues, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 04-05, TWG 5-Year Anniversary Show
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Aliens From Schaumberg

In the year 208XX the world Ersh have been almost positive of aliens being real. People were doing that.
The aliens were planning something.

Aliens: We’re prepared for The Projects.
Alien Jon: He Bob, Joits Junying Fain. (alien words)
Alien Bob: The scientists made me into a giraffe.
Alien Jon: Want some Jub Jud (alien food), ya’ll?

Categories: Dialogues, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 06-07, TWG 07-08, Other Venues, Wilmette 2008
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Battery/ Wax Ear

Battery: I stick
Wax: What I can not hear you
Battery: can you help
Wax: any way I’m not a ear doctor
Battery: what did you say
Wax: I not a doctor

Categories: Dialogues, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06
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