MK: Joker, I am the real killer.

J: No, man. I'm the real killer.

MK: No you're not, you're a side kick.

J: Oh, you just made me mad.

MK: I can prove to you I'm a ferocious killer.

J: Aw, man. Let's just both be the killer.

The End.

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Characters: teenager girl and pumpkin

Teen: Hi. You’re cute.
Pumpkin: What’s your name?
Teen: You’re going to be cute. I am taking you to my house. (teen takes pumpkin to her teen house)
Teen: You’re going to my house.
Pumpkin: Ok, where do you live?
Teen: Not far. (teen gets to her house and goes to her room)
Teen: La la la la la la love. I am going to put make up on you. O.K.?
Pumpkin: Nooooooooooooo!
Teen: I’m going to put lipstick on you.
Pumpkin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Teen: You look to cuteee! I love the way you look! (girl kisses pumpkin on the cheek)
Pumpkin: (looks in mirror) Ahhhhhhh!

Characters – Miranda, 25; Elizabeth, 20; Enrique, 21; Emmanuel, 25; Narrator, 30

Em: I want to go to the garden and weed the plants.
M: NO! That is the maid’s job!
Em: NO! It is oh yeah it is there job! I will go wake her up!
M: Wake up Enrique to drive us to breakfast
En: I don’t feel like it.
M: It is not Elizabeth it is Miranda now let’s go.
En: Fine but I am just dropping you up so I can sleep again.
M: Fine! NO! You will wait or you will go back into the street where you came from.
En: Fine I will wait but I will sleep in the car and that is final.
M: Emmanuel will be hearing from this.
En: Then tomorrow you will have a surprise
M: Oh goody I can’t wait for the surprise
En: It won’t be good I can usur you
M: Oh really.
N: The next morning ever one was gone the maids the chofor and even Emmanuel was also gone.
M: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! I should have known this would happen.
N: Miranda went outside put the manchon on fire, and left the manchon burning to flames.
N: When Emmanuel got back he made a funeral for Miranda but she was on the street looking for money so since she didn’t have food so she died.
The end.

Sally: Y’all ready?
Max: Yeah but I really don’t want to be here.
Sally: We me either Max, but ain’t my problem is it?
Max: I’d rather be ridin’ them cows.
Sally: Me too. I ain’t playin’ y’all.
Max: Yee dogey!
Sally: We bout go home and ride them cows y’all
Max: But we gotta stop at the Texas bull outin’ bar.
Sally: Yee dogeys I am so excited
Max: It’s gonna be so fun y’all
Sally: I ain’t even playin, we gonna have the best time at the bar y’all
Max: You are so right y’all, I can’t wait.
Sally: Well y’all don’t have to I’m gonna go right now y’all
Max: Yee dogey lets get cracka lackin
Sally: (listening to music, singing) We drivin’ down the highway
Max (listening to music): Will y’all shut up?
Sally: Why you got a problem with that?
Max: Yeah
Sally: Well fix it
Max: Oh my God
Sally: We are there
Max: Yeah!

Monkey1: let’s go to the beach oh oh ah ah
Monkey 2: ok oh oh ah ah
Monkey 3: sure oh oh ah ah
Monkeys: (walk)
Monkey 2: (trows a banana)
Monkey 1: do not throw tings to me
Monkey 3: Do not fingt girls.
Monkey 2: (trow tings)
Monkey 3: (Monkey 3 get in)
Monkey 1+2: (start trowing ting to Monkey number 3)
Monkeys: (say sorry)