Behold the wonder and majesty of the Barrel of Monkeys Story Archive! Here you can read over 10 years worth of stories written by children that Barrel of Monkeys have performed for the public. It's been a magical journey.
Stories written in the form of dialogues.
By Rosemely V., 4th Grade, Columbia Explorers Academy
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma
Characters: Orlando B, Supertop Model
Setting: Orlando Florida
Orlando Bloom: Wow pretty ladys. (Sat down)
Supertop Model: Do you like my miny skirt (Showed of)
Orlando: Will you marry me?
Model: yes
Orlando & Model had 100 babys.
Baby 1-100: Whaa!!!
Elizabeth had too change 100 diapers every day
I mean 200 diapers
By Jose H., 4th Grade, Little Village
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma
Characters: Layla secret spy, Will talking dog
Setting: Ocean
L: We need to get to the ocean to get the diamond that you told me about. (serious)
W: Okay! But I kinda do not know how to swim. (little nervous)
L: Now at least we’re at the ocean.
W: But how are we I mean you gonna get underwater?
L: I know we can rent a boat. And you are not going with me.
W: What! I don’t know how to swim okay. (serious)
L: But you better tie me to the Boat for I cannot drown.
W: I tide you now dive, dive, dive.
L: Will I found the treasure chest. It is a a a a stuffed dog.
W: I am going to pull you up. Okay. (worried)
L: You lied, you lied it was just a stuffed dog.
W: Ooops! (sad)
By Jasmine & Kimberly, 4th Grade, Henderson
Dialogues Songs That's Weird, Grandma
Sister Alice: I heard that you were having a ball.
Sister Tilssa: Yeah, we’re having one, want to come?
King JP: Better fresh up before your funk spread.
Sister Alice: What did you say?
King JP: You heard me, Sister Alice.
Sister Alice: Sister Tilssa?
Sister Tilssa: You heard him.
Sister Alice: (starts to protest) Excuse me, but.. blah blah blah
Sister Alice: Okay, I’m insulted. I mean, I don’t see how this is any of your business.
King JP: It’s my business when I smell you.
Everyone offers her soap.
By Anthony G., 4th Grade, Trumbull
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma
Characters: Jamie, Joe (Guards), Jerry, Garry (Prisoners, Brothers)
Setting: Prison
Joe: We should stick around in the prison.
Jamie: Okay.
Jerry: We should break out of prison.
Garry: Why we will get arrested.
Jerry: No because I got the key and we will be sneaky
Joe: Somebody broke out let’s go fast
Jamie: Call back up just in case they get violence
Jerry: Run fast they are coming
Garry: Are you sure about this because this is really bad
Joe: I see them let’s go fast
Jerry: They are catching up
Jamie: I got them lets go
Joe: lets put them back in jail
Garry: I told you we will go back in jail
Jerry: So at least we tried
Joe: No more getting out of jail
Jamie: Yeah no more.
The End
By Alma A., Avondale
Dialogues Podcasts
Characters: Monkey and Little Girl
Setting: Forest
Monkey: UUHAA I am going to eat you.
Little girl: why do you want to eat me I don’t taste good.
Monkey: Well then who tastes good?
Little girl: You!
Monkey: Me!!
Little girl: yes you taste great.
Monkey: (confused)
Little girl: Monkey taste really really good.
Monkey: Let’s see who tastes good. I am going to eat you I am really hungry.
Little girl: please don’t! Look I have a cooked turkey it tastes great.
Monkey: Okay I will eat it but could you eat with me.
Little girl: Oh Yes!
Monkey: This is great!!!
Little girl: Yes it sure is!
Monkey: Do you want to be friends?
Little girl: (thinking)
Monkey: Please I don’t have any friends.
Little girl: So you are lonely.
Monkey: Yes L L L (Sad)
Little girl: okay
Monkey and girl: (happy) J J J J J J
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