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Category: Dialogues

Stories written in the form of dialogues.

Untitled Dialogue (Characters: Girl Fox, Princess Dog, Girl Wolf)

By Chanell R., 3rd Grade, New Sullivan School
Dialogues Celebration of Authors COA 2008

PD: You want to come to my party.

GF: Okay, When is the party.

GW: I’m coming.

PD: Well it’s gonna be at the water park.

GF: Okay, I’ll bring my bathing suit.

GW: I’m coming wherever you go.

PD: we is gonna have the best fun ever girls!

GF: Yeah, you right. It is waterslides.

GW: We is going to have fun

All GIRL: Yes. That was great.

GW: We should do this again.

BOY: you is slow!!!

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Untitled (Characters: Vampire, Dog, Setting: In The House)

By Janely A. & Javier D., 4th Grade, Avondale School
Dialogues Holidays Halloween That's Weird, Grandma Celebration of Authors COA 2008

Characters: Vampire and Dog
Setting: in the house

V: you want to be my friend.

D: Yes I want to be your friend.

V: OK lets go to my friend house.

D: OK lets go to your house.

V: Wait let me tie you up.

D: No you are a bad friend.

V: Get out of this house.

D: What you said “Go to your house.”

V: But you said I a bad friend.

D: I know but I go to my house OK.

V: OK. Get out.

D: You are a bad bad friend OK.

V: I going to my vampire house already.

D: OK I not care OK.

V: Bye then.

D: OK Vampire go run.

V: OK see you then.

D: OK.

THE END.

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The Sisters That Fight

By Sandra S. & Diana F. , 3rd Grade, Bridge School
Dialogues Celebration of Authors COA 2008

Characters Princess Diana and Princess Sandra

Place: Kingdom

PS: Hey Sis want to make a new spell?

PD: Of course I will make the spell so you could knock on my door before you enter!

PS: how come you get to make the spell I want to make a spell too—oh to knock my door when you’re done with your spell.

PD: Fine with me but you have to do whatever I say!

PS: I don’t have to listen to you because I’m older.

PD: I don’t have to listen to you because I am older.

PS: I don’t care! Just agree with me!

PS: Why don’t we just get over this OK let’s both do a spell together.

PD: I will never get a long with you ever ever in my life or share with you!

PS: Lets get to be best sisters and destroy boys that like us.

PS: OK best sister.

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Radio Show (Red Riding Rag)

By Narita S., 8th Grade, Loyola Park After School Program
Dialogues Celebration of Authors COA 2008

Characters: Red Riding Rag
Wolf Wallace


R: ‘Tis so beautiful a morning. I shalt taketh a walk in the woods eth.

SFX: footsteps

R: Goodbyest mother. I shalt taketh a walketh in woods eth.

M: Good byest! Be safe.

SFX: Birds twittering, a door closing. Crunchy steps.

R: Oh Flower-ests the wind doth so blow so steadily. Oh! Flowers!

W: Hello Young ‘un.

R: Hello good sir who art thou.

W: Who art thou?

R: I am-est Red Riding Rag.

W: Hood?

R: NO RAG. Oh sir, I should go good bye.

W: but,

SFX: Quick crunch steps.

R: Oh! Grandmother’s comfortable cottage.

SFX: crunch steps, knock knock.

Voice: (distant) Come in

SFX: creak of door.

R: Grandmother I have come

V: Oh dear, come closer

R: I must be out here are flowers.

SFX: soft thud, close door, quick crunch

R: That was close but I—Aah!

W: Red Riding Hood?

R: NO RAG and who art thou?!

W: Wallace Wolf! I have come to eat you Red Riding hood.

R: But that’s not me-eth.

W: I don’t believe you! You must have changed it!

R: No here’s my birth certificate-eth and I.D.eth.

W: There is no such thing. You are in the 1700’s.

R: Oh, so sorryieth.

W: I’m hungry.

SFX: growling tummy.

R: I’ll call dominoes on myest cell. It’s T-mobile you know-eth?

W: There’s no such thing! You’re in the 1700’s!

R: Oh, well then I’ve got to go-eth.

W: Wait!
R: I am sorrest I have to watch my favorite tv showeth “on the telly” goodbye!


W:
Oh give it up Wallace.


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Spikey Bones and Rose

By Lakrista C. & Keala J., 5th Grade, Dewey School
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues TOTL 2005

Characters: Spikey Bones=SB/ Rose=R
Setting: Haunted Lair

R: nock! nock! Is any home?
SB: Hello Rose what are you doing.
R: Not a thing, can I come in.
SB: Yes, yes come in I love company.
R: Can I have some coffee.
SB: Yes Rose, so how is your mother.
R: She is good Spikey Bones.
SB: Good bye Rose.
R: The same to you Spikey Bones.

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