Characters: Monkey and Little Girl
Setting: Forest

Monkey: UUHAA I am going to eat you.

Little girl: why do you want to eat me I don’t taste good.

Monkey: Well then who tastes good?

Little girl: You!

Monkey: Me!!

Little girl: yes you taste great.

Monkey: (confused)

Little girl: Monkey taste really really good.

Monkey: Let’s see who tastes good. I am going to eat you I am really hungry.

Little girl: please don’t! Look I have a cooked turkey it tastes great.

Monkey: Okay I will eat it but could you eat with me.

Little girl: Oh Yes!

Monkey: This is great!!!

Little girl: Yes it sure is!

Monkey: Do you want to be friends?

Little girl: (thinking)

Monkey: Please I don’t have any friends.

Little girl: So you are lonely.

Monkey: Yes L L L (Sad)

Little girl: okay

Monkey and girl: (happy) J J J J J J

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Pants: I’m going out to eat

Under: (he’s sad cause he can’t go) don’t leave me

Pants: do you want to go to swallow food down your pants to

Under: (she thout over) maybe I don’t want to go

Pants: Well I’ll stay to eat with you

Under: That’s so nice don’t miss your day eating by staying home

Pants: I love you bad

Narrator: It was a normal day so far. 3 friends named Lily, Monkey,
M: What?
N: (her real name’s Emily) and Anna. They were walking to school then suddenly…
M: Look I found a note on the ground. Naah let’s leave it nooooo actually let’s pick it up and look.
A: That’s so cool! There might be something awesome inside of it (excited!)
L: There might be something bad in it.
M: Who care I want to see what’s inside!!
L: okay then you’ll be sorry!!
M,A: No we won’t. (attitude) Let’s open it.
N: The girls opened it very carefully. Monkey read it out loud.
M: It say (what is on the note) Wait what does that say
L: It say Jogococo
A,M: he does not have very good cursive
L: How do you know that a boy wrote it?
AM: Because boys don’t have good handwriting.
L: LOL
L, A,M: Let’s go.
To be continued.

Setting: Library in Fishhead land
Characters: Granny, Person named George Fishhead III the heir to the mayor of Fish-heads land and the 2nd son of Finger Fishhead the 3 mayor of nothing.

G: Hi
GF: Hello
G: Where could you find picture book?
GF: Aisle 72.
G: First can you please get me a water?
GF: Ok sure, here.
G: Now can you rub my feet and give me a massage.
GF: Do you know who I am, I’m the heir to the mayor of fishhead land.
G: Why are you a jerk that won’t give me a massage you work here don’t you?
GF: No I don’t goodbye.
G: but wait I still want my massage you crazy man. I pay 30 bucks.
GF: In advance?
G: Why yes, and a free coupon to McDonalds.
GF: Sure.
G: Thank you that was great here is your thirty bucks and your coupon.

B: Bounce me nooow!!!
DJ: No! I want to bounce my superball!
B: But I was your favorite ball!
DJ: But you don't bounce super high!
B: It may bounce higher, but it is macanical!
DJ: So it will get wet if it goes in the water!
B: Yes!
DJ: I'm going to throw this away! You are my favorite basketball!
B: Thank you.
Both: We are friends again!!!!!!
DJ: Now lets play!!!!!!!!!!

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