By Julian S. & Damarcus G., 4th Grade, Dixon
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma
Characters: Lil Dee, Lit JJ, Micah, Shreana
Setting: Mall
Lil Dee: A lets go get them new Jordans
Lil JJ: No lets go get them girls!
Lil JJ: Look at them girls get them shoes later.
Lil Dee: Come on lets get they numbers.
Lil JJ: lets make a deal if u get 1 girl number I will get the other one, and I will get the jordans.
Lil Dee: Hey yall is so so fine.
Micah: You name is Lil Dee.
Lil Dee: Yes My name is Lil Dee.
Lil JJ: Your name is Shreana.
Shreana: Your Name is Lil JJ.
Lil JJ: Do yall want to to the movies. Don’t forget we want them numbers still.
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By Dominic T., 4th Grade, Kohn
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma
Characters: John and James
Setting: The Future
John: Do you want to go to the Future James?
James: Yes. But I can’t.
John: Yes we can.
James: How!
John: Just get in my dad’s truck and press the horn. I’ll go with you. Ok?
James: Ok whatever. (James is in the truck with John).
John: I don’t got all day, press the horn.
James: Ok, ok whatever you say.
(James presses the horn. Machine noises)
James: Wow! This is awesome.
John: Oh no moms coming home press the horn. Now!
(James presses the horn. Machine noises)
James: ahh bye.
The End
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By Jose P. & Luis P. , Avondale
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma
Characters: Aliens and Michael Jordan
Setting: United Center, Space
Michael: I going to dunk it.
Aliens: (crash) let’s kidnapped Michael Jordan.
Michael: Your not going to get me.
Aliens: Let’s trap him with slime.
Michael: Oh disgusting.
Aliens: Let’s take him to the UFO and Space.
Michael: No your never going to take me.
Aliens: Let’s throw him down to earth.
Michael dies.
Alien 1: good job guys.
Alien 2: to bad he died I wanted his autograph
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By Philip M. , 4th Grade, Kohn
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma
Character: Philip and his team and people
Setting: Football stadium and outside
Philip: It’s hot let’s go get some water
Team: OK
Philip: Why are all these people coming
People: Can I get your autograph
Philip and his team: (together) Run!
Team: let’s hide in that tunnel!
Philip: Ok just run come on
Team: Shucks that was close
People: Where did they go
People: Let’s go home
People: There they go in that tunnel
Philip: run!
Team: buy people we could run faster then you because were football players ha ha
People: let’s stop!
People: let’s go home
Philip: Now we could come out
People: we got you
Team: darn
And they got Philip and his team got tackled and they got there autograph. The End
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By Angie G., 4th Grade, Little Village
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma
Characters: Kitty and Dog and Owner (Elizabeth Tailor)
Setting: Navy Pier
K: (Eating) Miau how are you Dogy
D: (sad) not okay
K: (going outside) here you can share my food.
D: (walking) well okay.
K: (looking) hmm.
D: (proud) well I need to go to the bathroom to do poo.
K: (face of proud) well I don’t know why the dog didn’t like my food It because I put some water on them.
D: (Dogy come from the bathroom)
K: (saying hello) Are you were using your own bathroom
D: (proud) NO!
K: (asking question) why not
D: (proud) be…..cause I used the persons bathroom one.
K: (worried) Oh! oh! The owners it is going to be angry
O: GUYS!!! Who go to the bathroom.
K: Oh! Oh! We need to hid on the brush
D: Yeah that’s right.
O: I found you dog come on over here.
O: (Tailor Mad) You too Kitty
The End
PS. D: I think I have a lot of Poop.
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