By Alysia T. & Niya S., 5th Grade, Agassiz
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma
Setting: at a mall
Pretty girl: my name is pretty girl
Pretsy girl: I’m pretty girl’s twin sister pretsy girl
Pretty girl: sometimes we say the same things at the same time
Pretsy girl: sometimes we get rilly mad at each other because we don’t agree on things.
(at the same time): we agreed on going to bath and body works
Pretty girl: we decided to buy each other something and we ending up getting the same thing.
Presty girl: we have separate rooms and sometimes even come out wearing the same thing.
Pretty girl: we don’t like the same food
Presty girl: I like salad.
Pretty girl: I like fruit
(at the same time): I like fruit salad (laughing)
Pretsy girl: we also like hand claps (starts playing hand claps)
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By Claire O. and Elise K., Gwendolyn Brooks
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma
JuJuBee-a movie star in 2003
Elizabeth Jennifer Leona Rachle Claris Smithen (Tess)
In JuJuBee’s Club, The JuJUBee Flaming Flamingo
T: Where am I? And what are you wearing! Are you in your undergarments?
J: Are you another of my loyal fans seeking my autograph? Well you can’t have my autograph hours are over! So scram!!!
T: My name is Elizabeth Jennifer Leona Rachel Clarisa Smithen. Or Tess.
J: (sarcastically) And I’m Queen Elizabeth! (smirks)
T: (taken back) You are? You DEFINITELY don’t dress like her!
J: (snorts) I was being sarcastic, old fashion lady. Is it Halloween already? (looks at cloths)
T: You mean “All allows Eve” and it is the 1800’s isn’t it? Do you have a concussion, miss?
J: Oh, put a sock in it! And hit the road!
T: Excuse me miss I think you need to improve your English! What are socks do you mean stockings…of course I’d never ever put a st-
J: Oy!
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By Abigail H., Cleveland School
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma
Setting: In a castle
A toothless beaver: aahhh you look all ugly with your blue hair.
A broom: You look like a dog.
A toothless beaver: oh yea wate be careful of that stick oh my god your hair is stuck
A broom: someone need to help me because I’m dead.
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By Aylin C., Loyola Park After School Program
Dialogues Spanish That's Weird, Grandma
Vaca: Yo quiero ser mariposa.
Mari: Come puedes hacer mariposa?
Vaca: Con mucho practica!
Mari: Yo quiero ser una vaca!
English translation:
Vaca: I want to be a a butterfly.
Mari: How can you be a butterfly?
Vaca: With a lot of practice!
Mari: I want to be a cow!
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By Abby, Loyola Park After School Program
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma
Mr.T is a different man. Oddly it is not type of good. He has a problem. You see he thinks…he thinks he is an army sergeant. He always carries around this little red whistle sounds like there is a girl screaming. When he blows it, wolves howl and dogs bark.
This all started when Mr.T was rejected from the army. They said he was useless. Right now he was at a restaurant.
“Useless. Can you believe it! They called me useless!”
“Honey, honey wake up! You were dreaming of your rejection day!”
“Can you believe it they said NO! I DON’T BELIEVE IT! NO NO NO!
“Stop it James; you are embarrassing me!” his wife said
“Are you commanding me?” he said
“Yes I am” his wife said.
“Do you know what this reminds me of? The commandant. I could have been if they let me join the Army. Right now I could be saying ‘attention!’ Not for an appetizer I like a caviar and linguini!”
“So you do like linguini!” his wife said.
“That is not the point right now honey”
“Wait last time I had to get fried chicken instead of coming to Luigis. You better explain yourself now!”
“Fine I only chose fried chicken because they were showing the game. But I have to admit that fried chicken with what they call hot sauce,”
“What do I care about hot sauce. I care about being at Harold’s Fried Chicken in a $350 dollar dress!”
“I thought you said that dress was a gift.”
“Oh honey that’s not the point now. I love you.”
“No don’t change the…”
“I said I love you.”
“Oh I love you to…”
The End.
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