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Category: Letters

Epistolary tales.

Dear Raheel

By Jaward M., 4th Grade, Field School
Letters Songs That's Weird, Grandma

Dear Raheel,

I remember when I went to Lincolnwood mall on our bikes that was the best day as far as I remember! Oh! I just remember that your friends were with us too. I hope we go again one day because it was fun. It was so fun I am doing good how is highschool? It’s 20 years!!! From now I have a lambergini how are you and your kids? How many kids do you even have by the way? What are their names? I am the president of the u.s.a. I rule! Man!

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Flag and Globe

By William K., Pritzker School
Letters That's Weird, Grandma

Dear Flag,
I am the globe on the cabinet across from you. I know everything in the world. Have you been around the world. I hate the mornings. Everyone salutes you and I’m only taken out for work. Sheeshops, I just moved to another school, bye.

Dear Globe,
I’m very sad your jealous of me. Humph. Your so stuck up. You deserve to be boring. Oh no. Someones burning me. Oh wait, the whole school is burning, ahhhhmhhh. P.S. I’m sorry.

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Dear Mapmaker

By Sydney V., Pritzker School
Letters That's Weird, Grandma

Dear Mapmaker,

I have a problem with Greenland, he is bigger than me on the map. Where I’m was more than three times bigger than him. He thinks he’s better than me because of this, he’s not even green.

Mad,

South America

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Pear and Apple

By Nick, 5th Grade, Pritzker School
Letters That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues Wilmette 2007

Dear Pear,
You are lucky because you have a good view of the city. I would like it if you consider changing places with me.
Sincerely,
Apple

Dear Apple,
Your idea is weird and no I do not want to change with you. I like it here. We can’t switch anyway we are attached to the branch.
I hate you,
Pear

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