Podcasts
Stories that have been made into podcasts.
Lemons our Tea
I buy a box
I feel great inside
Lemons I see flying over flowers
Celestial is perfect in the body
Lemons are perfect for us
They sing over the flowers
The Ocean yells over there tea.
Lemons our
Love.
The raccoon is a cannibal. His name is Richard, and he’s a predator. He eats garbage and sometimes people. On a regular basis he likes to eat his own kind. His own kind turn on him. He’s a mean raccoon. His own kind wanted to eat him on a BBQ grill. So Richard ate the BBQ grill. Then he bust open. All the blood spattered everywhere. It took weeks to regenerate, and then they cooked him on a campfire. And then Richard died.
Once upon a time, there was a man having tea with his mother, and his brother told him his wife was missing. He started freaking out and he left his mother and brother and went to look for his wife in the desert. He didn’t know it was a trap. She was a secret agent who was tricking him with a trap. He followed the trail, but his wife wasn’t there. It turns out, he had a lot of money and gold, and she was trying to hill him for the money. Once he fell over her trap, he saw his wife on a camel. She tried to run away, but he followed her, but it was too hot, so he fell down. She came back, took the man’s money and moved to New York and gave herself the name Shunta. And she lived happily ever after after with all that money in her pocket. But her husband was sad that he got robbed.
I got my first birthday present on my birthday and then my mom told me to do not eat that cake from the table, but then I just went to the bathroom and see if my mom was gone from the cake, sodas and food. I snick and got a cup from the table and pure soda. Then I run to my room and save the soda and put it on my table and I got a piece of cake and then my mom saw me get cake and saw the soda I wanted to drink. When it was time for my birthday I blow out the candle and my mom take out the candle out, she push me into the cakeand then when I went to the bathroom I was feeling sad and crying because “they” “were” “so” mean to ME. Then when my birthday was over I stold a piece of cake and soda Haaa!
Characters: Monkey and Little Girl
Setting: Forest
Monkey: UUHAA I am going to eat you.
Little girl: why do you want to eat me I don’t taste good.
Monkey: Well then who tastes good?
Little girl: You!
Monkey: Me!!
Little girl: yes you taste great.
Monkey: (confused)
Little girl: Monkey taste really really good.
Monkey: Let’s see who tastes good. I am going to eat you I am really hungry.
Little girl: please don’t! Look I have a cooked turkey it tastes great.
Monkey: Okay I will eat it but could you eat with me.
Little girl: Oh Yes!
Monkey: This is great!!!
Little girl: Yes it sure is!
Monkey: Do you want to be friends?
Little girl: (thinking)
Monkey: Please I don’t have any friends.
Little girl: So you are lonely.
Monkey: Yes L L L (Sad)
Little girl: okay
Monkey and girl: (happy) J J J J J J
