Gracie lives in a castle. She is a very bad lady. SHE KICKS CATS AND BITES DOG. Oh she is a vvvvvvvveeeeeeeerrrrrrryyy bad lady.

Even you, with your 0 calories, can make me say hey.
Red 40 means your color is fake like a toupe.
Your citric acid does something I don’t know.
Yet your artificial flavor is so good YO!
That’s why I say: “OH YEAH!”

When my grandfather took me outside to feed a squirrel and squirrel came to me and he wanted for me to feed the squirrel and I fed the squirrel a peanut to the squirrel. He said good job to me then he said some day you will be a woman. Then he said you will blossom. You are not smart, don’t let anybody say you’re not. Remember that my sweet rose. I love your brain. You’re special, don’t let anybody say you’re not. I love you, my granddaughter. You’re a good kid, my grandfather said. I know you very well. You can be whatever you want to be. You can be a doctor, a astronaut, you can be president. Like I told you, you can be whatever you want, said my grandfather. He took to me to the family dining room and we ate and we went to bed. He tucked me in my bed. He said good night to me. He said don’t let the bed bugs bite. I love you, I said.

Pants: I’m going out to eat

Under: (he’s sad cause he can’t go) don’t leave me

Pants: do you want to go to swallow food down your pants to

Under: (she thout over) maybe I don’t want to go

Pants: Well I’ll stay to eat with you

Under: That’s so nice don’t miss your day eating by staying home

Pants: I love you bad

One day Justin was meditating in a big white block he got for his birthday. The block came with 4 clocks. While he was meditating he heard a voice that said “4 clocks connect to one cube.” Justin opened his eyes and stopped meditating. He was curious about what that meant. Justin’s friend Michael knocked on the door. Justin yelled “Who is it.” Michael yelled back and said “It’s Michael.” Justin ran over to answer the door. Justin told Michael about what happened while he meditated. They took Justin’s 4 clocks off the wall. Then stuck each one on a different side of the cube. Michael left and said “Goodbye.” Justin winded the watch on his wrist. Justin leaned on the cube. Then a hole appeared under him he fell but he did not know the hole was a vortex of ticks and tocks and on his way to the twilight zone.