Sister Alice: I heard that you were having a ball.
Sister Tilssa: Yeah, we’re having one, want to come?
King JP: Better fresh up before your funk spread.
Sister Alice: What did you say?
King JP: You heard me, Sister Alice.
Sister Alice: Sister Tilssa?
Sister Tilssa: You heard him.
Sister Alice: (starts to protest) Excuse me, but.. blah blah blah
Sister Alice: Okay, I’m insulted. I mean, I don’t see how this is any of your business.
King JP: It’s my business when I smell you.
Everyone offers her soap.

Gracie lives in a castle. She is a very bad lady. SHE KICKS CATS AND BITES DOG. Oh she is a vvvvvvvveeeeeeeerrrrrrryyy bad lady.

Even you, with your 0 calories, can make me say hey.
Red 40 means your color is fake like a toupe.
Your citric acid does something I don’t know.
Yet your artificial flavor is so good YO!
That’s why I say: “OH YEAH!”

When my grandfather took me outside to feed a squirrel and squirrel came to me and he wanted for me to feed the squirrel and I fed the squirrel a peanut to the squirrel. He said good job to me then he said some day you will be a woman. Then he said you will blossom. You are not smart, don’t let anybody say you’re not. Remember that my sweet rose. I love your brain. You’re special, don’t let anybody say you’re not. I love you, my granddaughter. You’re a good kid, my grandfather said. I know you very well. You can be whatever you want to be. You can be a doctor, a astronaut, you can be president. Like I told you, you can be whatever you want, said my grandfather. He took to me to the family dining room and we ate and we went to bed. He tucked me in my bed. He said good night to me. He said don’t let the bed bugs bite. I love you, I said.

Pants: I’m going out to eat

Under: (he’s sad cause he can’t go) don’t leave me

Pants: do you want to go to swallow food down your pants to

Under: (she thout over) maybe I don’t want to go

Pants: Well I’ll stay to eat with you

Under: That’s so nice don’t miss your day eating by staying home

Pants: I love you bad