Storefront 2002

Stories that appeared in "The Best of Barrel of Monkeys" at the Storefront Theater in 2002.

Bird and Man

Bird: One day the girl bird woke up.
Bird: The bird had laid eggs.
Man: The man was poor. He had no money. So he decided to shoot a bird.
Bird: Went to look for food.
Man: The man saw the bird.
Man: Shot! The Bird went down.
Bird: You hurt me on my wing!
Man: Oh, I’m sorry I’m just hungry.
Bird: You know better than to shoot nature.
Man: I’m sorry.
Bird: Shut up.
Man: Make Me.
Bird: I hate you.
Man: Stop that!
Bird: Can you do something?
Man: Of course.
Bird: Take me with my eggs.
Man: OK

Categories: Dialogues, Other Venues, Storefront 2002
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Bob and His Neighbor

Bob Stickle had a new neighbor. He went over to meet the new neighbor. Bob was a very nice man so he brought gifts. When he rang the bell the man said GO AWAY. Bob left the gifts, the next day he went back, the gifts were still there. Bob said, WHY WOULD THE MAN DO THAT? It turns out the man was lonely because every person he gets close to dies. So Bob sends him pies to be happy.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06, Other Venues, Stuff On My Head 2000, Storefront 2002
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Chicken / Tent / Man

Chicken : Once I stuck a piece of chicken u p my nose. I couldn’t breathe. The doctor had to pull it out. They had a big tool. They were going to use but lucky I didn’t need it. Because I sneezed and that made it go flying in the air. And my Mom caught it.
Tent: When I was a baby in my cradle I had a tent. In that tent I slept and had a sleep over with my sister. She filled up the bed space. She made me get mad. When I cried she told me to be quiet.
Man: I am man. I eat.
END

Categories: Other Venues, Storefront 2002, TOTL 2005
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Chicken / Tent / Man

Chicken : Once I stuck a piece of chicken u p my nose. I couldn’t breathe. The doctor had to pull it out. They had a big tool. They were going to use but lucky I didn’t need it. Because I sneezed and that made it go flying in the air. And my Mom caught it.
Tent: When I was a baby in my cradle I had a tent. In that tent I slept and had a sleep overwith my sister. She filled up the bed space. She made me get mad. When I cried she told me to be quiet.
Man: I am man. I eat.
END

Categories: Dialogues, Other Venues, Storefront 2002
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He Wrestled a Bear

Once upon a time there was a man who got a ticket to a hockey game. Anyway when he got to the hockey game he met a friend of his. He said he is going to a hockey game. Then a bear got out of the zoo. Because when a zookeeper feed him the bear ate the zookeeper and escape and went to hide in the hockey stadium where lots of people were. The guy saw the bear the guy try to wrestled the bear down but it was too hard. They wrestled in the ice and everybody was cheering for the guy. But the bear was too heavy and broke a hole in the ice and the bear couldn’t swim. So then the guy went to save him and then they both became friends and then they both ran to safety and nobody heard about them again.

Categories: Other Venues, Storefront 2002
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