Storefront 2002
Stories that appeared in "The Best of Barrel of Monkeys" at the Storefront Theater in 2002.

One day there was a bully named Cheetos. Cheetos goes around bullying little kids and big kids. One day Cheetos ran into another bully named John. She said you kind of cute. John said you know you ain’t bad looking either. Cheetos asked for John’s number, so they both exchanged each other’s number. When Cheetos got home she called John, he was not there, so she left a message on his answer machines saying Hey Baby, it’s Cheetos call me later B-ye. So John returned Cheetos call and they talked for hours on the phone. The next day they went to school together, they ate lunch together, they even bullied kids together. One day John was flirting with a girl named Tiffany. Cheetos saw them and she went smacked John and said it’s over. John cried and said please one more chance so, Cheetos gave John another chance and everything was normal. They lived happily ever after.

The two people were amazed by what they saw, Nothing it was all white, the whole world was white they were crying mindlessly. Thinking of what they’re going to do Tom said let’s rebuild the world Anne. Why she said and how are we supposed to do that. You know like god did or the Playstation 2 game Dark Cloud, a fantasy rebuilding game, buy it at any Toys “R” Us store if you could find.

One day there was a bully named Cheetos. Cheetos goes around bullying little kids and big kids. One day Cheetos ran into another bully named John. She said you kind of cute. John said you know you ain’t bad looking either. Cheetos asked for John’s number, so they both exchanged each other’s number. When Cheetos got home she called John, he was not there, so she left a message on his answer machine saying, Hey Baby, It’s Cheetos call me later B-ye. So John returned Cheetos call and they talked for hours on the phone. The next day they went to school together, ate lunch together and they even bullied kids together. One day John was flirting with a girl named Tiffany. Cheetos saw them and she went and smacked John and said it’s over. John cried and said please one more chance so, Cheetos gave John another chance and everything was normal. They lived happily ever after.

A summer day at my old school Davis I was in 2nd grade the playground with my friend, we were playing the monkey bars. I had a skirt it did not fit me that good, it was big, so when I swung myself to the other bar my skirt fell down it was so embarrassing even my friend started laughing at me and everyone was making fun of me. I started crying and went inside the class later on we had recess and I did not come out because there were the same kids that were there when my skirt fell down. But now I think it is funny I still talk about it with my friends.

Once upon a time a girl named Kisha and her dog went to Red Road River and began to play catch. After a while they got thirsty so they drank from the river but the water was red but they drank it anyway. 5 minutes later Kisha grew two more eyes so now she has four and the dog grew a tail on its forehead so now it as two. The dog found a lunch box with a sixteen year old sandwich and the dog ate it. 19 minutes later The dog had superpowers and saved other people with those powers. Such as:Cat from a tree. A dog almost getting run over. A pig from becoming a pork chop and some hot dogs. He saved a lot at 7:30 they went home and ate dinner he saw a lady about to give birth to a child after dinner he tried to help but the powers wash away. The next day they went back trying to drink more but soon fell in. And was washed away and never heard of again.




