Stuff On My Head 2000

Stories from "Stuff On My Head," May 2000.

The Dog Who Loved Water

Track #15 on "What Part of 'Don't Sing' Do you Not Understand?"

Once upon a time the dog who loved water. He said to the people he lived with, I will like some water for dinner. Everyday he will go to the sink and get some water for breakfast. One day he was so thirsty that he could not drink, not more water. Because of that he was so fat that he could not run. Because of that he was so, so fat. The people he live with said I will put you on a diet. Ever since that day he stopped form drinking all that water. The End??

Categories: Songs, What Part of Don't Sing..., That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 02-03, Other Venues, Stuff On My Head 2000, TOTL 2005
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The Museum

Once upon a time a diamond named Cindy, was sitting in her case thinking of a way to get out and go on her own tour. Soon she has an idea. She takes one of her high top shoes off and threw it at the glass case and it worked! Cindy broke a hole just big enough to fit through. Cindy is sixteen so she is pretty old. On her way to the fossil aisle Cindy met a ruby, his name is David. David was very nice to Cindy. David was on his own tour of the museum too. The walked till the day was over. Just then Cindy says, "Let's go to the haunted castle near by here". "Sure" says David. As they enter the castle a devil greets them the devil leads them into a dark room with only one dim green light. "Are you hungry for a midnight snack?" "We are starved", they answer. "Would you like worm pie, cockroach cupcakes, or eyeball ice-cream?" "We will take an um, um, um, we will take a eyeball ice-cream sundae please>" "Comin' right up." Cindy tried to take the eyeballs off but the eyeballs just appeared again. So David decided to try just one. Then Cindy tried one and that is the end.......OF CINDY AND DAVID.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 01-02, TWG 5-Year Anniversary Show, Other Venues, Stuff On My Head 2000
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Bats in a Cave

The bats was in a cave and Erick had Two friends and Two family members in the cave with him they were playing a game that were called "Who ever stay upside-down the longest is the winner" and Erick's friend said I am getting tired of hanging upside down so he flyed down on the mat that were under the bat because if the fall and they can't fly they can land on it and Erick's friend was resting and they lived happily ever after.

Categories: Other Venues, Stuff On My Head 2000, TOTL 2005
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Hit by a Van

I REMEMBER WHEN....One time I got hit by a van I was crying because it really hurt. I was taking by the ambulance truck when the doctor took me, when I woke up the doctor said I was OK and I had no broken bones, then I said "YES!" then I said "OUCH!" My mom said "My poor baby" I said "I'm OK mom", then I said "Right Doc?", he said "You might have to stay", then I said men!!!!!

Categories: True Stories, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06, Other Venues, Stuff On My Head 2000
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Bob and His Neighbor

Bob Stickle had a new neighbor. He went over to meet the new neighbor. Bob was a very nice man so he brought gifts. When he rang the bell the man said GO AWAY. Bob left the gifts, the next day he went back, the gifts were still there. Bob said, WHY WOULD THE MAN DO THAT? It turns out the man was lonely because every person he gets close to dies. So Bob sends him pies to be happy.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06, Other Venues, Stuff On My Head 2000, Storefront 2002
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