Untitled (Ice cream man)
By Marcellious G., 4th Grade, Stockton
True Stories That's Weird, Grandma
The ice cream man took my money but did notgive me my ice cream and drove off.
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Category: That's Weird, Grandma
Stories that have appeared in "That's Weird, Grandma."
A Hopping Rabbit (Un Conejo Saltarin)
By Atziry, 4th Grade, Lorca
Spanish That's Weird, Grandma
A un conejo no lo querian y los grandes conejos vinieron y le pegaron. y cuando fuea su casa su mama le dijo que te paso y el conejo dise es que los grandes Conejos me pegaron. y por eso estoy moretiado
papa puedes ir conmigo a la tienda es que tengo miedo que los conejos grandes me pegen. Y su papa vio a los grandes conejos y les pego para que ya no le pege asu hijo y ya no le pegaron a su hijo y ya no van a ir ala casa de conejito.
Translation: Once there was a rabbit whodidn’t want the big rabbits to come and beat him up. And when he went to hishouse his mom said, “what happened to you?” and the rabbit said, “It’s those big rabbits, they beat me and because of this I’m bruised.” “Papa can you come with me to the store because I’m afraid that those big rabbits are gonna get me.” and his Papa saw the big rabbits and he spanked them so that they wouldn’t beat up his child. And they didn’t beat up his child. And they didn’t go to the house of the little rabbit.
The Hospital for Ninja
By Dominique R. , 3rd Grade, New Sullivan
That's Weird, Grandma
There once was a hospital for ninja only the ninja was hurt very
bad it was so bad he could not walk because he got ran over by a
car his legs was broke he was bloody so another ninja call the
police so he got rushed to the hospital he was ok I was happy he
was ok so I smiled I work at the hospital with Tom and we get
along. The End
Nachos and Work
By Bianca R. , 4th Grade, Lorca
That's Weird, Grandma
One day there was a boy whos name was Fred Fredburger. He loves nachos. One day he was going to
work. So be brought nachos to work. When it was his lunch break he finished the nachos. When he
was at a meeting he interrupted his boss and said, “does anyone have NACHOS?” They all said “NO
WE DON’T” The boss had a bad headache. So he yelled “THAT IS ENOUGH” They all didn’t say a word.
The boss said nicely and carefully, “No Fred, we have no nachos.” Then Fred Fredburger said, “OK
that is all you have to say.” They got back to work. The boss was talking and Fred Fredburger
well…He still loves nachos, so he went to the store and bought 31 bags of nachos every month. so
when he gets to work he can be happy to eat all of them one at a time. THE END
I LIKE NACHOS. OK FRED FREDBURGER
Daisy Never Learned
By Vanessa M. , 4th Grade, Little Village
That's Weird, Grandma
Once upon a time there was a boy named Jimmy and a girl named Daisy. One day Jimmy was
walking down the street and saw Daisy. Jimmy said hi what are you doing? Daisy didn’t answer.
Do you want to go with me and see a movie. Daisy still didn’t answer. Then when Jimmy was
going to say something Daisy said !Hi!. Daisy! Jimmy said you talk. Well ya I do. Why didn’t
you say something when I was talking to you said Jimmy. I didn’t saw you. How! can you not
see me if I’m next to you! I need glasses said Daisy. Yes yes you do. And Daisy never learned.