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Category: That's Weird, Grandma

Stories that have appeared in "That's Weird, Grandma."

A Mean Girl Named Kate

By Malik L., Dewey School
That's Weird, Grandma

Once upon a time there was a little girl named Kate. She said, helow Malik and I said hi Kate. She said I don’t want to be your friend anymore. So I said “Why” so she said because you’re a “Chicken.” So I went to get my chicken mask. And said Cluck, cluck and Bak, Bak chicky chicky.

The end

Continued…

Kate laughed and then she asked if I wanted to go to the park. She gave me a raspberry. I took it and ate it. “Why did you eat my raspberry punk?” and I said I’m not a punk I’m a chicken.

The end.

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A Horrible Couple

By Arif L., Washington Irving School
That's Weird, Grandma

Once there were two bad couples. One day they went to the beach together. Then a men started to take pictures. Then the monster hitted the camera men far away. They lived horriblie ever after.
Then after they got married even though nobody came to there wedding. Everybody hated them. They was the worst neighbors ever. One day the whole town was so angry that they runned them out of town. So they moved to Montana and everyone hated them too.

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A Girl Who Loves to Dream

By Chrissy M., Garfield Park After School Program
Songs That's Weird, Grandma

Once upon a time there was a girl name Monique Lee who live on a farm with lots of animals like cows, sheep, and horses. And one day she decided to take a nap and she dream about lots of good things like trees and butterflies and while she was taking her nap all kind of things happen like the plants begin to die and stuff. So when she finally woke up she was on a deserted Island with all kinds of creatures and bad things and bad stuff was happening like she begin to get smaller and stuff like that and she finally woke up and found out it was all a dream.
The End

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Untitled (Chicken Song)

By Dakotah B., 4th Grade, Richard Henry Lee School
Songs That's Weird, Grandma

One day a person had to go to the bathroom. He drove to this building when he went inside he had his back faced the door so he did not see the room filled with chicken. So someone that worked there opened the door and he got out and went to the bathroom.went back to the door but it was locked. The door can only open from the other side of with a key. He got hungry. So he took some of the chickens eggs and ate them. He was bored so he thought he would count the chickens. It was hard for one there were too many and for two the chickens would not stop moving. He fell asleep when he was sleeping

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Exclamation

By Jackson M., 4th Grade, Loyola Park
Poems Songs That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues Wilmette 2008

Exciting to the extreme!
Xylophones are beautiful!
Cats purr!
Loving and caring!
Awesome and amazing!
Magnificently crazy!
Acrostic poems rock!
Tis the season to be jolly!
I am loving!
Optimistic and cheerful!
Never unhappy!

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