Behold the wonder and majesty of the Barrel of Monkeys Story Archive! Here you can read over 10 years worth of stories written by children that Barrel of Monkeys have performed for the public. It's been a magical journey.
Stories that have appeared in "That's Weird, Grandma."
By Joshua F., Brenneman School
True Stories That's Weird, Grandma
One day I went to church. My grandma took some tuna.
She ate it in the cab. I said it doesn't smell so
good. My grandma said your very funny. I said no I'm
not. I said you is very old and you smell so good.
She said you doesn't smell good. I said you is very
very nice. I said I have to throw up. She said stop
playing so much. I said whatever. BE HAPPY!! THE END
By Kayla C, West Pullman Park Words at Play Program
Poems That's Weird, Grandma
What is your life? What is your style?
What is your name? What is your favorite color?
What is your house? What is your home?
What are you? Who are you? Where do you come from?
What is your life?
By Justin H, South Loop
Arguments Holidays Halloween That's Weird, Grandma
You can get more candy when you trick or treat in Westwood in the suburbs.
1. You can stay late and get more without paying
2. Every house has decorations and people are there
3. Some people leave candy in a bowl on the porch, so you can take as much as you want.
By Araya C, 3rd Grade, Gale School
That's Weird, Grandma Celebration of Authors COA 2007
Once there was two scientist named Alex and Chris and they were building vases for people and they made 8 vases for people and they call the people to deliver the vases to other people’s house but the people have to keep there babies away from the vases because the babies will brake them and if your baby would crawl or walk you would have to move your baby cause baby would cut there selfs on there hand or feet that is why you need to keep you baby way from glass and if you have a baby at you house keep it away from your vase or just get a taller table so your baby can’t break your beautiful vase and watch out for your baby ok. Cause little kids the age of 5 or7 don’t let them touch your vase and babies under the age of 1 months to 8 months Don’t let them touch your stuff or else they will brake your stuff so you need to watch out for your babies.
TweetBy Ninfa L, 4th Grade, Seward School
That's Weird, Grandma
Once upon a time there were two girls that were twins. And they were princesses. Because the two girls were Candy, Dandy are sisters that they both are the daughters of the King and Queen.
The two of the girls were really mean and the servant always clean their mess when their father tell them to clean the room. The servant had to do the work but the two sisters pay 20 bucks for cleaning their room that the servant live happy because he would get 1,000 bucks from the king and queen
The End.