That's Weird, Grandma
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my mom had a cat he was a Boy he had a wonderful time at six flags.
The end

Me Me Me Me
I am an only child
It is hard to be alone
But I get through it
I like to play by myself, sometimes,
But the best thing about it is that
I can have my own room
And it is kinda fun.
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perform this story please. Oh please please please.
I remember when I was three years old. I used to run around the house buttneked. Every time I did that my mom said go put some cloths on neked boy. Some of my mom’s friends came over. Soon as they saw me I ran right in my room and put some cloths on. I was so embarrassed! Then they said you are crazy running around the house in your birthday suit. I am not going to tell you what my uncle’s friends said when I did it again.

My name is Dahlia.
I forget things A lot. I am always hungry. I am 9 turning ten in March. My other hand is for eating. I get Bad grades. My other hand is for forgetting things. I can’t remember what my friends like to do. I forgot who my friends are. I hate being forgetful. I forgot what foods I don’t like. I forgot if I like to listen to music. I forgot what my favorite color is. I think I visit the park.
Kombat: Hi! What’s your name?
Dahlia: Dahlia. What’s your favorite color?
Kombat: My favorite color is red and black. Black because I love the dark. Red because that’s what I leave behind when I fight.
Dahlia: Oh. What did you say? I forgot.
Kombat: Wow! I said I like black because I love the dark. I like red because that’s the color I leave behind after I fight.
Dahlia: Oh. What’s your favorite color?
Kombat: Never mind. Do you like to go to the movies?
Dahlia: Yes, do you?
Kombat: Yeah, But only when Jackie Chan movies come out. Maybe we could go to the movies one day?
Dahlia: Ok. Let’s go before its too late.

Croc the Raccoon: I’m thirsty
Egg Nog: Well, you’re not gonna drink me!
Croc: Oh, yes I am gonna drink you, you crazy egg nog!
EN: I’m not crazy!
Croc: You might not be crazy, but you’re one big ole nog!
EN: Crazy Croc!
Croc: I might be crazy, but I’ve got you in my hand and am gonna drink you in a minute!
EN: Silly raccoon eggnog is for kids!
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