By Richard R., 4th Grade, Grover Cleveland Elementary
Songs That's Weird, Grandma Celebration of Authors COA 2007 Other Venues Wilmette 2008
One day somebody trip somebody next the other person hit him. Next somebody hit him and the fight began. Next somebody hit him so hard that he started too bleed he got so mad that he farted like a bomb KaBoom! Everybody came out from the house and the fight continue. Next the mayor, the cops, came everybody went to the ground and next somebody told the person who farted to fart again so he did kaboom! The cops and the mayor said oh my god. They mayor, the cops went to the ground the people who fighted were arrested the mayor, cops and everybody escape. And they never fighted again.
The end
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By Deamond D., Imani T., Charles S., Alexandra J., Jocelyn H., 3rd Grade, Harold Washington School
That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues Storefront 2002
Once upon a time there were two boys named Patrick and Sponge Bob. They were walking in a walking park. They saw a museum that said “Free.” They looked up into the sky and saw a flying pink bear with steel wings. They said, “Hey Pinky, get down from here!” Then Pinky flies down and says, “Hi. Have you ever heard of opposite day?” Patrick said, “yeah.” Then Pinky tells them all about opposite day. “When is opposite day?” “Opposite day is February 6th.” And they all went to Pinky’s cave.
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By Thalia P., N/A
That's Weird, Grandma
One day there was a girl that own her own bird that talk so one day she told her bird that one friend of her’s is coming and the bird said ok. The next day the girl knock on the door, so her friend open it and said what a pretty house and the bird saw her friend. The bird said thank you and then she said it talks and her friend said yes and she said oh! So after a few hours the bird started saying to his owner’s friend hey babe want to marry me and her friend said no you’re ugly and you’re an animal and animals and humans can’t marry animals. So the bird was sad and said but you’re so so so pretty and then said but I like you and I don’t want you to hate me so then he said just friends only friends and she said let me think about it and then said ok and the girl and the bird became friends!
The End.
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By Chvante C., Harold Washington
That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues Stuff On My Head 2000
There once was a old lady. She live on the West of Pulaski, so she went walking down the street but she had a scarf that she have had it for 20 years. She had a apartment. Her apartment was guarded by rats. The rats took over her house. Her rats always using her scarf as a hankerchief, as a cover or other things like that. So when she was walking down the street she look in the store window. She look and stare about an hour and was like I need that scarf. Becasue the rats use it for everything. So she said I am going to get a new scarf so she got her a job so buy scarf. So weeks later she THE END
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By Abraham F., 4th Grade, Lee School
Arguments Holidays Winter Holidays Songs That's Weird, Grandma
I believe in Santa
Reason 1: He’s real.
Reason 2: He’s real.
Reason 3: He’s real!!!
And that is why I believe in Santa.
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