Behold the wonder and majesty of the Barrel of Monkeys Story Archive! Here you can read over 10 years worth of stories written by children that Barrel of Monkeys have performed for the public. It's been a magical journey.
Stories that have appeared in "That's Weird, Grandma."
By Melissa F., 4th Grade, Lee School
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I believe that Santa Claus is real.
My first reason is my dad doesn’t buy presents
My second reason is you hear them snoring at night.
My third reason is I hear the bells and hear Santa say Ho Ho Ho.
By Alejandra G., 4th Grade, Lee School
Arguments Holidays Winter Holidays Songs That's Weird, Grandma
I believe in Santa
My first reason is he is fat.
My second reason is he has a reindeer.
My third reason is he could see who is naughty or nice and that is why I believe in santa.
By Kayshon S., Chalmers School
Songs That's Weird, Grandma
Pick a color, won’t you please! There’s red, blue, and yellow, types of animals that eat colorful seeds. Some chirp some don’t but once you see, you’ll see what I see birds in trees maybe on a bench with other birds like these. Some are very sleep droopy, gleepy, big eyes or with horns. Some without once you look at them they’ll make you drought so once you see what I see you’ll see I’m talking about’s owls but the one’s a howl. Pick a color won’t you please! There’s red, blue and yellow, types of animals that eat colorful seeds. Some chrip some don’t but once you see
TweetBy Jasmine M., 4th Grade, Columbia Explorers Academy
True Stories Holidays Halloween That's Weird, Grandma
One day, well yesterday My bro, sis, cusion and me. I’ll tell you the ages so you could know its really scary My cusion is14 my bro is 6 my sis is 4 and I am 9. Well it all started when we were watching scary video clips. We watched one about the first movie of the ring. Later on my mom went down to check the elictrisity we were upstairs by ourselves. We started to hear scary noises from scary movies. First we heard ahhhhh from the grudge. Then mmmm from the ring Then boom (stomp on floor). We got so scared I started to cry then my sis did. My cusion and bro weren’t so scared we heard a lauf just like mom’s. Then we heard booms coming closer and all of a sudden we saw someone pass through our door crack. My cusion looked know one was there she closed the door more. My mom came up and it all stopped. We asked here if she did it she said NO!
P.S. If you don’t belive me still pray for me!!!!!
By Tyjuan L., 3rd Grade, Gale School
That's Weird, Grandma
Once upon a time there was a couple. They jogged up the road. They are going for a jog so they could loose weight. It is raining. They lost a lot of weight. They ran 30 miles. They play tennis. They play basketball. And they played all the sports except football.
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