By Maya G., Pritzker
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues TOTL 2005
Thomas: Hello Yamesse.
Yamesse: Hello Thomas
T: Do you want to go on a date with me?
Y: Sure.
T: How about Chio Belle
Y: Oh I love that place
Scene (later that night)
T: wow this is great
Y: yes, it is isn’t it.
T: (Pulls out her chair)
Y: Thank you.
T: I have to tell you something, actually two things.
Y: I’m ready.
T: well, I am a kung fu fighter
Y: second one
T: will you marry me?
Y: yes
Scene (later the next day walking together)
Y: So you are a kung fu fighter
T: Yes (sees enemies)
Y: Wow I think that’s awesome
T: Oh my god!!!!!
Y: What what
T: (pulls her behind bushes) Those are my enemies who the kungfu nation is trying to kill. I must go fight.
Y: What if you get hurt
T: I won’t stay here
Y: Oh do be careful
T: (Pulls the enemies in an abandoned building)
Y: (Runs into the building)
Scene
T: Go away (talking to Yamesse)
Enemies: We’re going to kill your girlfriend (holding Yamesse by neck)
T: My fiancé
E: That makes it much better
Y: Help (suffocating)
T: (Kicks enemies) Take that
E: YOOOOOOW! (gets up and punches Thomas)
(Thomas gets beat up and is dying on the ground)
Y: (Runs over to him)
T: Yamesse.
Y: Yes?
T: Before I go
Y: Go where
T: Go to heaven. I want you to know I love you so much and…
Y: (crying) and what and what Tom
E: Your fiancé is dead!!!!!!!
Y: Leave me alone. (crying) Tom why did you have to leave me. I love you and I’ll never forget you. (Cry noises)
The end
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By Imani G., Brenneman
Songs What Part of Don't Sing... That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues TOTL 2005
Ones upon a time it was a big funny bunny who lived in a tree but he did not have a house that have a roof on top just like all the house but he had a house with leaves on it. That funny bunny did not know what to do he just clap his hands ten times 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 He stop then he said I am the smart funny bunny in the house but he was talking to his self. Then the snake came and said, you is not the smart funny bunny in this house I am the smart snake in the house. So the snake clap hiss hands ten times 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 So the funny bunny said, you so silly How come you the funny snake in your family said the funny bunny. The funny bunny and snake friends came and it was bo-bo, frog, fish-fish, bird, dog, cat and thetwo silly willy's. And all the animals had a great time but the the two silly willy's just said something, I am smart funny bunny, then all the animals start again 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 They all said, Silly Willy.
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By Paul M. , 3rd Grade, Meadowbrook
Other Venues Storefront 2002 TOTL 2005
Chicken : Once I stuck a piece of chicken up my nose. I couldn’t breathe. The doctor had to pull it out. They had a big tool. They were going to use but lucky I didn’t need it. Because I sneezed and that made it go flying in the air. And my Mom caught it.
Tent: When I was a baby in my cradle I had a tent. In that tent I slept and had a sleep over with my sister. She filled up the bed space. She made me get mad. When I cried she told me to be quiet.
Man: I am man. I eat.
END
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By Amy T., Gladstone
Other Venues Stuff On My Head 2000 TOTL 2005
The bats was in a cave and Erick had Two friends and Two family members in the cave with him they were playing a game that were called "Who ever stay upside-down the longest is the winner" and Erick's friend said I am getting tired of hanging upside down so he flyed down on the mat that were under the bat because if the fall and they can't fly they can land on it and Erick's friend was resting and they lived happily ever after.
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By Lakrista C. & Keala J., 5th Grade, Dewey School
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues TOTL 2005
Characters: Spikey Bones=SB/ Rose=R
Setting: Haunted Lair
R: nock! nock! Is any home?
SB: Hello Rose what are you doing.
R: Not a thing, can I come in.
SB: Yes, yes come in I love company.
R: Can I have some coffee.
SB: Yes Rose, so how is your mother.
R: She is good Spikey Bones.
SB: Good bye Rose.
R: The same to you Spikey Bones.
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