Less/More/Add/Subtract

All Characters stand like stone. One blue light comes on More. Two red lights on Less. Three orange lights on Add. One green light on Subtract.

Less/Beautiful: Love.

More/April: Hate.

Add/James: Lust.

Subtract/Bond: (Freaky) Money.

Less/Beautiful: You just messed up the whole moment.

Subtract/Bond: (Retarded) Sorry. You know me. I always mess up stuff.

(All lights up. Set move on [couch brought on stage].)

All Except Subtract/Bond: (Mad) You got that right.

Add/James: (Sits on couch,mad) We were having fun.

Subtract/Bond: (Whispering) For the first time in your life.

More/April: (Digging in his ear like he can’t hear) I couldn’t hear you.

Subtract/Bond: (Loud, while everyone covers their ears) For the first time in your life.

(Subtract/Bond walks off.)

More/April: (Scared) Got it that time.

Add/James: (Sexy) You know what? I starting to getting tired of them.

Less/Beautiful: (Bad attitude) So what are you going to do about?

Subtract/Bond: (Begins off stage, coming from the stairs that come from back stage) Oh, yeah, I’m getting tired of you, too, Add.

(Now on stage)

Less/Beautiful: As I was say before I was so retardedly interrupted what are you going to do about it?

(Pointing to Subtract)

More/April: (Teasing) He ain’t going to do nothing. He is too scared.

(Angrily, Add slaps More. More hits the ground silly-like)

Less/Beautiful: Is that what you are going to do to him?

Add/James: (Touching a knife in his pocket) No worse.

(Lights out. Lights on. Lights on with Subtract/Bond sitting on the couch with Less.)

Subtract/Bond: (Quick) Sorry, sorry, B, B please forgive me, I’m sorry-

Add/James: Shut up.

Less/Beautiful: Ya Please.

Subtract/Bond: (Falls down) Oh.

Less/Beautiful: Everyone be quiet. Bond, get up…

Subtract/Bond: Okay, every time me and him are having a convo they always shows up.

Less/Beautiful: (Grabs her purse) Come on Bond let’s go out.

Subtract/Bond: Ok. (They leave)

More/April: I’m glad they’re gone. Listen, there’s something I need to tell you.

Add/James: (Sits down on the couch) What?

More/April: I’m in love with you.

Add/James: We’ve been through this before. I’m married to Beautiful.

More/April: I don’t care. I love you. (Walking away) I don’t love you.

(Song. Soft light.)

In the year 2082 scientists had discovered an island separate from the U.S. In the US we have 52 states. This island was said to be part of the US. This made the US now have 53 states. This island was so big that half was the Wild West and the other side was the Calm East. In the Wild West almost everyone broke the laws, but not in the Calm East. There was 1 thug gang and they were the only ones who broke the laws. In the Wild West there was tons of robbery, explosions, street fights, beer with so much alcohol that it steamed. But there was 1 really really really really really really really bad guy. His name was Black Dog. He was the guy that was always ready for a fights. Always ready for a beer, and always ready to kill! On April 22, 2082 there was a chimpanzee that found a sack of gold. This chimp was educated. He knew how to read, he could understand things, but always made mistakes, this chimp was called Chimp Eastwood. 1 day Eastwood was climbing a house and he accidentally fall down the chimney. He saw a computer at the end of the room. He was staring at the computer and he said “com-pooter!” so he trotted to the computer and accidentally loged on. Then he went to a house buying site and bought a house in the Wild West. Then a message popped up saying “there will be a private plane waiting for you at the San Francisco airport at 9:00 PM today! The chimp wrote this down and right when he was going to leave there was another message asking if he wanted to pay online or with cash at the airport. He put an X in the “pay for this online” box and clicked finish. 30 min later he was at the airport with his luggage and a human dumy that was holding his hand. In the monkeys head was a computer chip so when someone told the dummy something the chimp needed to think up an answer in his head and the dumy would say it. This made it easy for the monkey to board his private plane.

When Eastwood was at his new house in the Wild West he fell asleep in his bed. Meanwhile Black Dog won his 64th gun duel in a row. The next morning Chimp Eastwood was carrying a bucked of water when Black Dog came through the door of the bar and Eastwood spilled water on Black Dog. Black Dog stared at Eastwood furious. He said “What your name monkey?” in a very nasty way. Eastwood replied “me Chimp Eastwood.” Black Dog said “What kind of name is that, Bulgarian?” everyone laughed. Then he continued “How about a duel, eh? Tonight at 8:00. In front of this here bar. Got it sunny?” Chimp Eastwood replied with a nod and a shake. At 7:00 Chimp realized he didn’t have a gun. So Eastwood took his bag of gold and went to the local gun store. He traded all his gold for 2 golden guns, a jacket full of ammunition, and a gun belt. Then when chimp was home he fell asleep. Meanwhile Black Dog was on his 10th beer, checking the clock every 2 min. right after Eastwoods alarm clock went off the doorbell rang. There in the doorway stood a coat seller, with a yard stick. The man said, “Hello Eastwood. I was just hear to measure how big you are for your grave.” Chimp Eastwood answered “Why my, sir?” The man replied “Well, the odds are that you will be shot tonight at around 8:00. so why not prepare in advance?” He measure how big he was and left. The time had come. He had to walk to the bar with his ammunition, 2 golden guns and his gun belt. There was black dog standing waiting he yelled “what took you so long? I’ve been waiting for what feels like a century. Lets start the duel right now. Shall we?” Black Dog didn’t wait for an answer. He was as fast as lightning. He whipped his gun of his belt and fired. “click, click, click.” “Ah Man” he bellowed and Chimp Eastwood shot him in the heart 2 times “Bang!! Bang!!” Black Dog was dead. His record in duels is 64. That’s a good record, but when he lost to a chimp he must have been embarrassing.
You might think Eastwood won, because of luck. Maybe you think he was not naturally born to kill. Or maybe you just think he’s got a lot of skill. But I cannot tell you which one is correct.

One a pan a time 1 big family live in China they need to look out on the cows and bulls. One day they were countin them and one cow was missing they will lost there job if they don’t find the cow. One day the little girl find the cow but the cow was like a statue. The yougs girl have an idea the take a bath and the plan work. The plan was to make a bath tub for the cow and they take a bath too.

Wow yellow!
Juicy large roll
With pits on each end with
A tangy and sour taste
Wow yellow!

When I was three I was on my top bunk and I fell and my mom came in and said “Are you okay” and I laughed, she picked me up and I bit her.