True Stories

True stories.

Stop All That Farting

One day my cousin was in the room next to me. Her name was Chaquut. She was studying for a test. My
other cousins and me was in the game room. So we was farting with our mouth very loud and she thought
they was real. We had stopped because she said stop that farting. It was still going on every time she
bounce in her bed it happened because we had put an audomatech woopie cushion up under the cover.
Then we start saying Stop that farting. She said That’s y’all doing that. We said That’s you doing that. We
put a woopie cushion under the cover. My grandmom said that’s me farting, so then we all said Stop that
farting! The End.

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The Badest Day Ever

One day I had pizza party sleepover with my friends and then it was midnight my mom ordered a large pizza for me and my friends the guy came and my mom had paid him. She came to the living room and brought plates for us so we could eat the pizza in the living room we were eating pizza and my friends there eating so much they looked like they were eating a cow. It was so disgusting I felt like I was going to throw up a hole storm of vomit. And after my friends ate the hole pizza by thereselves, we were hearing a little bit of music and the "plain white T's" were on and the song 1234 from the "plain white T's" were on the friends turned up the hole volume on the stereo, and it was so loud that the hole universe would hear it. It was the badest day ever.

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Monkey Bars Birthday (untitled)

Wean I have it a bratfy is tarta bad Because one day it was may bartfy and it was on my back yard and there was pepol and kids and we were plaing the monkey bardes in my back yarad I have monky bardes in my back yard. Then it was time to eat and we eat the pepls and the kids and it was fun then we were start to play the monkey bardes and then the pepol have to me presents it was my bartfy and then it was time to eat cake and the pepol what cake then it was a problem that the cake fall in the grass then I good mad and I went to the house and starta to cry becuse they drop my cake put then I went out sayde and there was a nice cake and good of choclete and it was foor me and then we eat cake and have a good day wet my cake and the pepol that’s all my story

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Superhero Story (my mom)

My Super hero is my Mom. her powers are too take care of me and her 2 other kids. what happen was she took care of me as I grew up. It’s my point of view because I’m telling people who is my hero and superhero because she’s a nice mom who do things for me like put clothes on my back, and she’s a person who have strong powers by doing stuff like getting me up in the morning, taking me to fun place, and most of all trying to help me get an education.

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The Unbirthday Party

I got my first birthday present on my birthday and then my mom told me to do not eat that cake from the table, but then I just went to the bathroom and see if my mom was gone from the cake, sodas and food. I snick and got a cup from the table and pure soda. Then I run to my room and save the soda and put it on my table and I got a piece of cake and then my mom saw me get cake and saw the soda I wanted to drink. When it was time for my birthday I blow out the candle and my mom take out the candle out, she push me into the cakeand then when I went to the bathroom I was feeling sad and crying because “they” “were” “so” mean to ME. Then when my birthday was over I stold a piece of cake and soda Haaa!

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