I am a geek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End

One day my dad said "Go down the slide." I said "I’ll barf". So I went down and barfed. I said Told Ya.

1) Because I think kissing is nasty and just nasty.
2) Because United States DO NOT KISS.
3) Have you saw your mom and dad kiss? If you did is it nasty.
4) Because, and have you saw people kissing on the beach.

The Snowman from Pluto was very friendly to his friends. His friends were Larry the acrobatic snowman, and Joshua the dancing snowman. They all performed an act. They all lived in Pluto. They liked Pluto. Pluto was nice and cold for them. The people paid them 25 cents for every show they do. They made an act so they could get the golden razor scooter. They wanted that more than anything in the galaxy. They had finally got what they wanted the golden razor scooter, each of them got one. But one day a bully took their beautiful scooters. But they didn’t know who took them. Until they saw the bully and his friends riding with their scooters. They couldn’t get the scooters back from the bullies so they tricked the bullies. They made a scooter that wasn’t a real scooter just a replica. So the bully has seen the scooter so he gave them back and played with the replica so the snowmen were happy. And they still kept doing new acts and got more money.

One day here was a wrestler named Stone Cold he checked his mail box and found his savings and he said what the my savings then the telephone rang and Stone Cold picked it up and it was Goldberg and he said are you ready for the Saturday match while Goldberg was talking Stone Cold hung the phone up Stone Cold was looking at his savings he said these deals seem outstanding to me and I've been frozen in time for 40 years!!!!!!!
To be continued.....