The Geek
By Brian, Meadowbrook School
That's Weird, Grandma
I am a geek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End
Behold the wonder and majesty of the Barrel of Monkeys Story Archive! Here you can read over 10 years worth of stories written by children that Barrel of Monkeys have performed for the public. It's been a magical journey.
Category: TWG 01-02
Stories that appeared in the 2001-2002 season of "That's Weird, Grandma."
Slide!!!
By Dan S., 5th Grade, Spring Valley
That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues TOTL 2005
One day my dad said "Go down the slide." I said "I’ll barf". So I went down and barfed. I said Told Ya.
TweetI Think People Should Not Kiss
By Gennie H., 3rd Grade, Brenneman School
Arguments Holidays Valentine's Day That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues Wilmette 2008
1) Because I think kissing is nasty and just nasty.
2) Because United States DO NOT KISS.
3) Have you saw your mom and dad kiss? If you did is it nasty.
4) Because, and have you saw people kissing on the beach.
Snowman from Pluto
By Omar M. , 3rd Grade, Lafayette
Holidays Winter Holidays That's Weird, Grandma
The Snowman from Pluto was very friendly to his friends. His friends were Larry the acrobatic snowman, and Joshua the dancing snowman. They all performed an act. They all lived in Pluto. They liked Pluto. Pluto was nice and cold for them. The people paid them 25 cents for every show they do. They made an act so they could get the golden razor scooter. They wanted that more than anything in the galaxy. They had finally got what they wanted the golden razor scooter, each of them got one. But one day a bully took their beautiful scooters. But they didn’t know who took them. Until they saw the bully and his friends riding with their scooters. They couldn’t get the scooters back from the bullies so they tricked the bullies. They made a scooter that wasn’t a real scooter just a replica. So the bully has seen the scooter so he gave them back and played with the replica so the snowmen were happy. And they still kept doing new acts and got more money.
TweetStone Cold Savings
By Jonathan F. , Lafayette
That's Weird, Grandma
One day here was a wrestler named Stone Cold he checked his mail box and found his savings and he said what the my savings then the telephone rang and Stone Cold picked it up and it was Goldberg and he said are you ready for the Saturday match while Goldberg was talking Stone Cold hung the phone up Stone Cold was looking at his savings he said these deals seem outstanding to me and I've been frozen in time for 40 years!!!!!!!
To be continued.....