TWG 01-02

Stories that appeared in the 2001-2002 season of "That's Weird, Grandma."

Funny Bunny

Ones upon a time it was a big funny bunny who lived in a tree but he did not have a house that have a roof on top just like all the house but he had a house with leaves on it. That funny bunny did not know what to do he just clap his hands ten times 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 He stop then he said I am the
smart funny bunny in the house but he was talking to his self. Then the snake came and said, you is not the smart funny bunny in this house I am the smart snake in the house. So the snake clap hiss hands ten times 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 So the funny bunny said, you so silly How come you the funny snake in your family said the funny bunny. The funny bunny and snake friends came and it was bo-bo, frog, fish-fish, bird, dog, cat and thetwo silly willy's. And all the animals had a great time but the the two silly willy's just said something, I am smart funny bunny, then all the animals start again 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 They all said, Silly Willy.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 01-02, TWG 02-03, TWG 04-05, TWG 06-07, TWG 5-Year Anniversary Show, Other Venues, TOTL 2005
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I Remember The Day I Broke My Two Front Teeth

I remember the day I broke my two front teeth. The bad thing was that they weren't baby teeth, they were the teeth I was going to have for the rest of my life. I was in the gym. We were racing suddenly I fell down. I stand up and my mouth was bleeding. The gym teacher told Karen to take me to the office. Then she went back to the gym room. The nurse told me to wash my mouth, then she saw that I had cut my lips, she put me some ice on my lips. Two days later my teeth fall out, all that day I was crying on my room. The next day my mom took me to the dentist. The dentist put some paste on my broken teeth, she told me not to touch. Then it got harder. The dentist told me to take care of my new teeth so they won't broke again, and I still have my new teeth.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 01-02, TWG 5-Year Anniversary Show
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I Thnk People Should Not Kiss

1) Because I think kissing is nasty and just nasty.
2) Because United States DO NOT KISS.
3) Have you saw your mom and dad kiss? If you did is it nasty.
4) Because, and have you saw people kissing on the beach.

Categories: Arguments, Holidays, Valentine's Day, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 01-02, TWG 04-05, Other Venues, Wilmette 2008
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Ordering Cars

Orderer: I want a car.
Owner: What car?
Orderer: Just a car.
Owner: I can’t deal with you right now. CLICK.
NEXT DAY
Orderer: Hello I want a car.
Owner: It's you again…What do you want.
Orderer: A car.
Owner: Never come back.
Orderer: I’m not coming here anymore.
Owner: Fine.
Orderer: Fine, Fine, Fine. CLICK.

Categories: Dialogues, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 01-02, Other Venues, Storefront 2002, Wilmette 2007
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Scarf Lady

There once was a old lady. She live on the West of Pulaski, so she went walking down the street but she had a scarf that she have had it for 20 years. She had a apartment. Her apartment was guarded by rats. The rats took over her house. Her rats always using her scarf as a hankerchief, as a cover or other things like that. So when she was walking down the street she look in the store window. She look and stare about an hour and was like I need that scarf. Becasue the rats use it for everything. So she said I am going to get a new scarf so she got her a job so buy scarf. So weeks later she THE END

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 01-02, TWG 07-08, Other Venues, Stuff On My Head 2000
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