TWG 02-03

Stories that appeared in the 2002-2003 season of "That's Weird, Grandma."

The Dog Who Loved Water

Track #15 on "What Part of 'Don't Sing' Do you Not Understand?"

Once upon a time the dog who loved water. He said to the people he lived with, I will like some water for dinner. Everyday he will go to the sink and get some water for breakfast. One day he was so thirsty that he could not drink, not more water. Because of that he was so fat that he could not run. Because of that he was so, so fat. The people he live with said I will put you on a diet. Ever since that day he stopped form drinking all that water. The End??

Categories: Songs, What Part of Don't Sing..., That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 02-03, Other Venues, Stuff On My Head 2000, TOTL 2005
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Gorillas Need to Read

Gorillas Need to Read
By Guillermo Ortiz Davis-Sheilds

Pro:
1. Will get smart.
2. Read to little kids.
3. Help with homework.

Con:
1. They will tear the books apart.
2. Hit the kids
3. Will tear the homework.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 02-03
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Clown Tricks

It is a clown in the circus his name is Joy and he is sad because he did not study his tricks and the makeup hurt his eye and he is crying. It sting and then get home. He got sick because he eat a lot. His mother made him some soup and he fell asleep and woke up feeling better and he went back to the circus did tricks his tricks was very fun to the people at the end they did a dance.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 02-03
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Canoe Races

One day four men joined the Olympics. They compete in canoe races. The men secretly cheat every single race and nobody knew about it. They would make holes in other people’s canoes. Every single trophy became theirs. One day some invisible angels threatened them so they wouldn’t cheat. The next day they didn’t cheat and they lost the race. A sea monster came out of the water and sucked them up, his compliment, “Mmmmmm Tasty!”

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 02-03
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Big Smelly Garlic

Once upon a time there was a big smelly garlic. He had no friends because he smelled. Once he walked around the town of vegetable town people went to their houses and pinch their noses. He was a sad sad garlic. He had no friends. One day he was walking to the pond because the pond was his thinking place. He was sitting down throwing rocks until this shadowy figure pushed garlic into the pond. He was struggling and making gurgling noise. The wind lifted garlic onto the land. The one thing that surprised garlic was that he didn’t smell so bad anymore. So he went back to vegetable town and hug everyone. He told them, “I don’t smell anymore.”

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 02-03
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