Once upon a time there was a big smelly garlic. He had no friends because he smelled. Once he walked around the town of vegetable town people went to their houses and pinch their noses. He was a sad sad garlic. He had no friends. One day he was walking to the pond because the pond was his thinking place. He was sitting down throwing rocks until this shadowy figure pushed garlic into the pond. He was struggling and making gurgling noise. The wind lifted garlic onto the land. The one thing that surprised garlic was that he didn’t smell so bad anymore. So he went back to vegetable town and hug everyone. He told them, “I don’t smell anymore.”

One day four men joined the Olympics. They compete in canoe races. The men secretly cheat every single race and nobody knew about it. They would make holes in other people’s canoes. Every single trophy became theirs. One day some invisible angels threatened them so they wouldn’t cheat. The next day they didn’t cheat and they lost the race. A sea monster came out of the water and sucked them up, his compliment, “Mmmmmm Tasty!”

It is a clown in the circus his name is Joy and he is sad because he did not study his tricks and the makeup hurt his eye and he is crying. It sting and then get home. He got sick because he eat a lot. His mother made him some soup and he fell asleep and woke up feeling better and he went back to the circus did tricks his tricks was very fun to the people at the end they did a dance.

Ones upon a time it was a big funny bunny who lived in a tree but he did not have a house that have a roof on top just like all the house but he had a house with leaves on it. That funny bunny did not know what to do he just clap his hands ten times 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 He stop then he said I am the
smart funny bunny in the house but he was talking to his self. Then the snake came and said, you is not the smart funny bunny in this house I am the smart snake in the house. So the snake clap hiss hands ten times 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 So the funny bunny said, you so silly How come you the funny snake in your family said the funny bunny. The funny bunny and snake friends came and it was bo-bo, frog, fish-fish, bird, dog, cat and thetwo silly willy's. And all the animals had a great time but the the two silly willy's just said something, I am smart funny bunny, then all the animals start again 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 They all said, Silly Willy.

Gorillas Need to Read
By Guillermo Ortiz Davis-Sheilds

Pro:
1. Will get smart.
2. Read to little kids.
3. Help with homework.

Con:
1. They will tear the books apart.
2. Hit the kids
3. Will tear the homework.