TWG 03-04

Stories that appeared in the 2003-2004 season of "That's Weird, Grandma."

Bad Car

Track #08 on "Monkeys Come Alive"

The car turned upside down and it flipped over to the side that had the suitcase in it. how did it flip over. because it was driving fast and it flipped over and i hope it won't flip and blow up and people was looking at the car when it flipped over to the other when the people saw it and it had a song with it too. it called is a song that flipped over to the other side

and the people was sad because the car flipped over and they was looking at it and baby was crying and I was sad because the car flipped over and that was a good good very very good and pretty and i like that car and everybody else liked that car too. James liked that car too. Freddie liked that car and Sidney liked that car too and Elijah liked that car too and Jamal liked that car too and Patrick liked that car too Brandi liked that car too and everybody and I liked it too

and when the car flipped over I was not happy and when the car flipped over everybody I mean everybody was sad when the car flipped over

and I talked to people was in the car because they was driving fast too and the car flipped over because they was driving too fast and the people was sad because they was driving too fast and the policeman came and the firefighters came too everybody came too class was happy and I was the only me Freddie and Sidney and James was the only ones sad when the care flipped over when the people was in it too and I was very very very sad and I cried too because the car flipped over to the other side too and I was very unhappy when the car flipped over to the other side too and everyone was very

and a song too
here it go
[music notes]
The end of Freddie's story.

Categories: Songs, Monkeys Come Alive, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 03-04, TWG 5-Year Anniversary Show, Other Venues, TOTL 2005
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Escalator Argument

I think there should be escalators in schools.
1. First thing when you walk up the stair you hurt your back.
2. Second, you might slip off the stairs when they are wet.
3. Next, you can step on some ones shoelace and they could trip.
4. Last some one might push you when you are walking down the stairs and you can break a body part.
Con:
1. If you mop the escalator you can get electrified.
2. You might get stuck in a stair and loose your clothes.
3. You can fall and get hurt on the metal.

Categories: Arguments, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 03-04
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First Kiss

Track #04 on "Monkeys Come Alive"

In the summer time last year just about before the school year was over there was this girl named Diana [note from the typist: all i's in 'Diana' written with a heart as the dot on the i] that I sorta had a crush on she smelled like fresh fruit or flowers she was like a dream come true so total hot that she could almost hypmatize me to do or give her something. I had the most scariest gang of rough friends ever even the 8th graders were horrified of us we were vicious like a swarm of wild sharks. Diana had the most prettiest friends and all of my friends go out with them but I got beauty and brains. One day something changed completely after we had art and washed our hands Diana walk in and turn off the lights and frenched me WOW tolito! Man she could kiss so could I ♥

Categories: True Stories, Songs, Monkeys Come Alive, Holidays, Valentine's Day, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 03-04, TWG 06-07
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I Hope I See Him Again

One day I meet this boy at the movies. He was looking at me and I was looking at him. He was fine, sexy, adorable, wonderful. It was so much I had to say. I knew he was the one. My friend Tenisha asked him did he want to go with me he said yea he asked what was my name I said Re-Re. Then he asked how old I were that really caught me. I said 13. Now he asked for my phone number and I said 1-800 talk to you later. And I ran. But after all he caught me by the car he asked if I was really 13. I told the truth that I was 12 years old. I had to tell him because it was hurting me inside. So he said OK because he was really 12. So I found out that it is no reason to lie. Because someone might be the same age as you. Or have the same problem. The End. *I Hope I See Him Again*

Categories: True Stories, Holidays, Valentine's Day, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 03-04, TWG 07-08, Other Venues, TOTL 2006, Wilmette 2007
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The Crazy Reindeer

The reindeer just didn’t know what to do, but he did it he didn’t know what to do because santa didn’t need him anymore because they were fighting and arguing. So the reindeer was going crazy, he didn’t eat all he did was go out side with a house coat and a silly houseshoes that didn’t really fit him. So he flew back to the north pole asking santa can he work for him. I won’t be crazy anymore. Then why you still have on the house coat. So the reindeer took the house coat off. So santa said all right then they were back friend again.

Categories: Holidays, Winter Holiday, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 03-04, TWG 04-05, TWG 05-06, TWG 06-07, TWG 07-08
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