TWG 03-04

Stories that appeared in the 2003-2004 season of "That's Weird, Grandma."

Escalator Argument

I think there should be escalators in schools.
1. First thing when you walk up the stair you hurt your back.
2. Second, you might slip off the stairs when they are wet.
3. Next, you can step on some ones shoelace and they could trip.
4. Last some one might push you when you are walking down the stairs and you can break a body part.
Con:
1. If you mop the escalator you can get electrified.
2. You might get stuck in a stair and loose your clothes.
3. You can fall and get hurt on the metal.

Categories: Arguments, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 03-04
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I Hope I See Him Again

One day I meet this boy at the movies. He was looking at me and I was looking at him. He was fine, sexy, adorable, wonderful. It was so much I had to say. I knew he was the one. My friend Tenisha asked him did he want to go with me he said yea he asked what was my name I said Re-Re. Then he asked how old I were that really caught me. I said 13. Now he asked for my phone number and I said 1-800 talk to you later. And I ran. But after all he caught me by the car he asked if I was really 13. I told the truth that I was 12 years old. I had to tell him because it was hurting me inside. So he said OK because he was really 12. So I found out that it is no reason to lie. Because someone might be the same age as you. Or have the same problem. The End. *I Hope I See Him Again*

Categories: True Stories, Holidays, Valentine's Day, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 03-04, TWG 07-08, Other Venues, TOTL 2006, Wilmette 2007
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The Time I Ate a Christmas Ball

When I was little it was Christmas I was 5 years old a glass Christmas ball fall from the tree. Then I ate it and I was screaming a lot. My mom and dad and brothers took me to the hospital they did x-rays and they found it then they were waiting, then they said to my mom take him to the bathroom. Because I needed to use it because they said they were going to operate me but I said I have to use the bathroom and it came out and I was crying because I had a lot of cut on my behind and my mouth. The End.

Categories: True Stories, Holidays, Winter Holidays, Songs, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 03-04, TWG 04-05, TWG 05-06, TWG 06-07, TWG 07-08, TWG 08-09
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The Seven Penguins’ Adventure

Once upon a time, there were seven penguins. They lived in an abandoned building in a refrigerator. They lived on a different planet. They were very hungry and they didn’t know how to get to the North Pole to get food. They planned to hitchhike on an airplane to get to the North Pole. They put on hats and faces and coats and stacked on top of each other to look like humans. They didn’t have Plutonian passports to get to Earth, so they couldn’t get on the plane. So they jumped into suitcases. They got to the North Pole, and Santa gave them food.

Categories: Holidays, Winter Holidays, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 02-03, TWG 03-04, TWG 04-05, TWG 06-07, TWG 07-08
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The Crazy Reindeer

The reindeer just didn’t know what to do, but he did it he didn’t know what to do because santa didn’t need him anymore because they were fighting and arguing. So the reindeer was going crazy, he didn’t eat all he did was go out side with a house coat and a silly houseshoes that didn’t really fit him. So he flew back to the north pole asking santa can he work for him. I won’t be crazy anymore. Then why you still have on the house coat. So the reindeer took the house coat off. So santa said all right then they were back friend again.

Categories: Holidays, Winter Holidays, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 03-04, TWG 04-05, TWG 05-06, TWG 06-07, TWG 07-08
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